AFTER SCTV - PRIMETIME GLICK - SERIES 1

Martin Short | Jan Hooks | Michael McKean | David Herman | Jackie Stevens | Sonya Eddy | Ted Raimi | Craig Anton | Chris Hogan | Mary Scheer | Lex Lang

Primetime Glick Series 1

Series 1 features appearances by Eugene Levy, Joe Flaherty, Andrea Martin, and Dave Thomas, while the writers include Paul Flaherty and Mike Short. Staff announcer is Lex Lang.

1 Bill Maher / Steve Martin
2 Dennis Miller / Jerry Seinfeld
3 Rob Lowe / Billy Crystal
4 John Salley / Janeane Garofalo
5 Molly Shannon / Nathan Lane
6 Paul Shaffer / Damon Wayans
7 Eugene Levy / Conan O'Brien
8 Russel Crowe / Regis Philbin
9 Dick Cheney / Kathie Lee Gifford
10 George Wendt / Chevy Chase

Jiminy Glick

1 - 1 Bill Maher / Steve Martin
Airdate: 20 June 2001

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The Tom Green sketch was cut in rebroadcasts after 11 September 2001.

1 Opening

Jiminy starts the show with a showtune. Jiminy addresses some recent controversy regarding an interview he did on Larry King.

Outtake: Larry King Live

Larry asks Jiminy about his appearance at Bob Jones University, and shows a clip of Jiminy, dressed as a Chinaman, at the university.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Larry King - extras; Bob Jones - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

Jiminy makes an abject apology when the largely Chinese audience (with the exception of Miss Gathercole) responds poorly.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

2 Commercial: Tom Green

Tom tries to interview Osama Bin Laden.

Tom Green - Short; Osama Bin Laden - extra; arabs - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


3 Interview: Bill Maher

Jiminy asks Bill about his show, and they exchange barbs.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Bill Maher; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

4 Commercial: Celebrities Caught on Tape 6

Includes John Malkovitch bar mitzvah, Joan Lunden catfight, Jiminy at Bob Jones, and more.

John Malkovitch - Short; Jiminy Glick - Short; Joan Lunden, party guests - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Steve Martin

Jiminy chats with Steve Martin about his career.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Steve Martin; announcer - Lex Lang; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras

6 Promo: You've Got Mao

Clips from the commercial.

Conan O'Brien - Short; Anne Heche - Andrea Martin; announcer - Lex Lang


7 Steam Room: Bill Maher

Jiminy and Bill close the show.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Bill Maher; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; Osama Bin Laden - extra

1 - 2 Dennis Miller / Jerry Seinfeld
Airdate: 27 June 2001

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1 Opening

Adrian introduces the band. Jiminy talks with Miss Gathercole, then complains about remarks made by a gossip columnist (Liz Smith) about his sons.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

2 Commercial: Not My Doctor

What happens when two British plastic surgeons with chemical dependencies open their own clinic in Chelsea.

Surgeon - Short; Surgeon, son, Queen Mum, woman who wants implants - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


3 Interview: Dennis Miller

Jiminy talks to Dennis Miller about his career and Dianetics.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Dennis Miller; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

4 Commercial: An American Pope

The pope bags some aliens and fundamentalists.

Tommy Lee Jones as the Pope - Short; Cardinals - extras; fundamentalists - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


5 La La Wood Fables: The Murder of Sal Minneo

Jiminy tells the story of Sal Minneo's death.

Jiminy Glick - Short; kids - extras; Sal Minneo, criminals - extras, Short; announcer - Lex Lang

6 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Jerry Seinfeld

Jiminy chats with Jerry Seinfeld about his career.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Jerry Seinfeld; announcer - Lex Lang


7 Steam Room: Dennis Miller

Jiminy and Dennis close the show.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Dennis Miller; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras

1 - 3 Rob Lowe / Billy Crystal
Airdate: 4 July 2001

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1 Opening

Jiminy introduces the show, complains about losing his cufflinks, and exchanges words with Miss Gathercole, who complains she hasn't had her puddin'. Adrian introduces La La Wood Fables.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

2 La La Wood Fables: Eddie Murphy

Jiminy asks the kids to return his cufflinks, then tells the story of Eddie Murphy and the Damsel in Distress.

Jiminy Glick - Short; kids - extras; Eddie Murphy, she-male, cops - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


3 Interview: Rob Lowe

Jiminy introduces Rob, and asks him about The West Wing and his southern heritage, and gets him to do his Robert Wagner impression.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Rob Lowe; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

4 Commercial: You've Got Mao

New from director Ang Lee, the story of two biographers who meet trying to get an interview with Chairman Mao.

Conan O'Brien - Short; Anne Heche - Andrea Martin; Jackie Chan as Chairman Mao - extra; announcer - Lex Lang


5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Billy Crystal

Jiminy chats with Billy Crystal about his career.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Billy Crystal; announcer - Lex Lang


6 Steam Room: Rob Lowe

Jiminy closes the show, then spots Lowe wearing his cufflinks and jumps him.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Rob Lowe; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras

1 - 4 Janeane Garofalo / John Salley
Airdate: 11 July 2001

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1 Opening

Jiminy complains about Liz Smith calling him fat, claiming to have just come off a four-day liquid diet and regular exercise. To prove it, he shows a home movie.

2 Jiminy's Home Movie: Pilates

Jiminy does his pilates while Dixie watches.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Hooks; Pilates instructor - extra

Miss Gathercole returns from the washroom.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


3 Interview: John Salley

Jiminy talks to John Salley about his career.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; John Salley; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

4 PSA: NRA

Tommy Lee has advice about guns in the home.

Tommy Lee Jones - Short; young 'un - extra; announcer - Lex Lang


5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Janeane Garofalo

Jiminy chats with Janeane Garofalo about her career and being "gen X".

Jiminy Glick - Short; Janine Garofalo; announcer - Lex Lang


6 Steam Room: John Salley

Jiminy and John have a steam.

Jiminy Glick - Short; John Salley; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras

1 - 5 Molly Shannon / Nathan Lane
Airdate: 18 July 2001

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1 Opening

Jiminy begins by refuting claims in the gutter press that his half brother Clay is a shoplifter. He then introduces Ironhead and Jeff. Backstage, Jiminy and Clay argue; Clay complains about never being booked by Jiminy. They have a knockdown brawl.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Clay Glick - Flaherty; Stacy - extra; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


2 Interview: Molly Shannon

Jiminy announces Clay Glick will be coming up later, then talks to Molly about her career. He takes a call from Jerry Seinfeld, but gets rid of him.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Molly Shannon; Jerry Seinfeld; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

3 PSA: Committee to get a star on the Walk of Fame for the guy with the mustache from Cheers

Conan urges for support to get the guy with the mustache from Cheers a star on the Walk of Fame.

Conan O'Brien - Short; announcer - Lex Lang


4 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Nathan Lane

Jiminy chats with Nathan Lane about his early career and The Producers.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Nathan Lane; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

5 Promo: Vince McMahon's X-Span

Clip from X-Span.

Vince McMahon - extra; cheerleaders - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


6 Steam Room: Molly Shannon

Jiminy and Molly are in the steam room, and then joined by Clay, who complains that Jiminy screwed him.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Molly Shannon; Clay Glick - Flaherty; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras

1 - 6 Paul Shaffer / Damon Wayans
Airdate: 25 July 2001

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Irving Cohen makes his first appearance, as Jiminy's executive producer and manager.

1 Opening

Jiminy gives his monologue while backstage, Executive Producer and Jiminy's manager, the great Irving Cohen, has a heart attack and is rushed to hospital.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Irving Cohen - Short; Stacy - extra; Band - extras; Mrs. Irving Cohen - extra; baby Cohen - extra; medics - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


2 Interview: Paul Shaffer

Jiminy is shattered by the news of Irving's attack. He then introduces Paul. They discuss Jiminy's favorite young stars and his one man show about Truman.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Paul Shaffer; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


3 Commercial: Vince McMahon's X-Span

Senate debate Vince McMahon-style.

Vince McMahon - extra; Hillary Clinton - Short; Strom Thurmond - extra; John McCain - extra; cheerleaders - extras

4 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Damon Wayans

Jiminy chats with Damon Wayans about his career.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Damon Wayans; announcer - Lex Lang


5 Steam Room: Paul Shaffer

Jiminy and Paul are in the steam room. Jiminy gets a call from Irving, who's operation was a success.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Paul Shaffer; Irving Cohen - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras

1 - 7 Eugene Levy / Conan O'Brien
Airdate: 1 Aug 2001

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1 Opening

Jiminy interrupts Adrian's story about his fall from a horse to discuss his tattoos and introduces a home movie.

2 Jiminy's Home Movie: Tattoo Parlor

Jiminy and Dixie visit the tattoo parlor.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Hooks

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


3 Interview: Eugene Levy

Jiminy talks to Eugene about American Pie and Best In Show, being Canadian. The very aged Bob Hope does a walk on to promote his 100th birthday special.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Eugene Levy; Bob Hope - Thomas; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang


4 La La Wood Fables: Robert Downey

Jiminy tells the story of Robert Downey Jr and the Three Hippies.

Jiminy Glick - Short; kids - extras; Robert Downey Jr, hippies - extras; announcer - Lex Lang

5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Conan O'Brien

Jiminy chats with Conan about his hair and what he might do after the show ends. They sing. Jiminy interrupts a poignant story when he gets a call from Dixie.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Conan O'Brien; announcer - Lex Lang


6 Steam Room: Eugene Levy

Eugene is waiting for Jiminy when Robert Downey's puppet shows up. Jiminy sits on it.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Eugene Levy; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Stan the puppeteer - extra; Band - extras

1 - 8 Regis Philbin / Russel Crowe
Airdate: 8 Aug 2001

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1 Opening

They start with the "Are you capable of pulling the wool over our resident musicians' eyes" bit. Mrs Gathercole stumps the band with 'Hooty Pooty To You To', and gives them a rendition, which goes on at length. Meanwhile, backstage, Stacy, Dixie and Sharon Stone surprise Jiminy with a birthday cake.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Stacy - extra; Band - extras; Dixie Glick - Hooks; Sharon Stone - extra


2 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Regis Philbin

Jiminy chats with Regis Philbin on the set of Who Wants to be a Millionaire about his career.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Regis Philbin; announcer - Lex Lang

3 Glick Family Home Movie

Jiminy and Dixie power walk and talk about the stars.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Hooks


4 Interview: Adrien Van Voorhees

Russell Crowe bailed, so Jiminy talks to bandleader Adrian about his career.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras


5 Steam Room: Adrien Van Voorhees

Jiminy and Adrian are in the steam room. Jiminy gets a call from Liz Smith, who apologizes to Jiminy for calling him fat.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; Liz Smith

1 - 9 Kathie Lee Gifford / Dick Cheney
Airdate: 15 Aug 2001

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1 Opening

Jiminy is late getting to the stage, causing Adrian some discomfort. Jiminy raves about shock jocks.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Stacy - extra; Irving Cohen - Short; Band - extras

2 Promo: Behind the Sitcoms - Malkovitch In the Middle

Behind the scenes of the hit sitcom featuring John Malkovitch.

John Malkovitch - Short; James L brooks - extra; kids - extras; announcer - extra


3 Interview: Dick Cheney

Jiminy talks to Dick about the Oval Office and George W.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Dick Cheney - Darrell Hammond; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy


4 Promo: Jiminy and Dixie A True Love Story

The story of their forbidden love.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Hooks; announcer - extra

5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Kathie Lee Gifford

Jiminy chats with Kathie Lee Gifford. She reminds him of their old fling and reveals a videotape...

Jiminy Glick - Short; Kathie Lee Gifford; announcer - Lex Lang


6 Steam Room: Dick Cheney

Jiminy and Dick are in the steam room. Jiminy gets a call from shock jock Norman Beckman.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Dick Cheney - Darrell Hammond; Band - extras; Norman Beckman

1 - 10 George Wendt / Chevy Chase
Airdate: 22 Aug 2001

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Evelyn Celic as Helga Mueller
Evelyn Celic as Helga Mueller

1 Opening

Jiminy talks about the upcoming movie of the week about him.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras

2 Promo: Jiminy, Jiminy

The tragic story of Jiminy's difficult childhood, his battle with drugs and alcohol, and how Dixie saved him.

Young Jiminy - extra; Jiminy Glick - George Wendt; Helga Mueller as Mother Glick - Evelyn Celic; Gillian Anderson as Dixie Glick - extra; Ben Savage as Adrien Van Voorhees - extra; announcer - extra


3 Interview: George Wendt

Jiminy talks to George about Cheers and his role in Jiminy, Jiminy. He brought some outtakes.

Outtakes: Jiminy, Jiminy

Jiminy directs George in a scene from Jiminy, Jiminy.

Jiminy Glick - Short; George Wendt; Gillian Anderson as Dixie Glick - extra

Jiminy asks George to stay for the Steam Room.

Jiminy Glick - Short; George Wendt; announcer - Lex Lang


4 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Chevy Chase

Jiminy chats with Chevy about his career.

Jiminy Glick - Short; Chevy Chase; announcer - Lex Lang


5 PSA: Message from the Producer: Irving Cohen

Irving speaks for the 100 year old man march on Washington.

Irving Cohen - Short; announcer - Lex Lang

6 Steam Room: George Wendt

Jiminy and George are in the steam room with Helga Mueller.

Jiminy Glick - Short; George Wendt; Helga Mueller - Evelyn Celic; Band - extras