Words To Live By
The programming day usually ends with a few inspirational words from a Father, Rabbi, what have you.
1 Words to Live By: Joni Newton Buffy [1 - 2 (11)]
We are all one, and that sort of cosmic thing.
Joni Newton Buffy - Andrea Martin
2 Words to Live By: Ernest Bruter [1 - 4 (10)]
Ernest casts doubt on the ten commandments.
Ernest Bruter - Levy; Gypsies - cast
3 Words to Live By: Father Michael Meyer [1 - 5 (11)]
Father Meyer reads from the book of Caucasians.
Father Meyer - Thomas; announcer - Thomas
4 Words to Live By: Father John Duffy [1 - 6 (10)]
The Father talks about the sense of humor, relates a Nancy cartoon, and tells a story about the patron saint of the sense of humor.
Father John Duffy - Flaherty; announcer - Thomas
5 Words to Live By: Dr. Bradley Omar [1 - 18 (12)]
Bradley muses about the future.
Dr Bradley Omar of the Universal Church of Science - Ramis; Micron Zegrebar - Flaherty; Antaur - Thomas; Space-Woman - O'Hara; announcer - Candy
6 Words to Live By: Father Chick Murphy [1 - 20 (11)]
An upbeat sermon with lots of sports metaphors.
Father Murphy - Candy; Basketball playing Fathers - Levy, Ramis, Flaherty, Thomas
7 Words to Live By with Rev. Ernest Kirsch [2 - 1 (7)]
Kirsch tries to end the programming day a little early. Caballero calls him up and orders him back to his basement.
Ernest Kirsch - Thomas; Guy Caballero (voice only) - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer
8 Words to Live By: Edith Prickley [2 - 11 (7)]
Prickley announces some more of her plans; Guy's not too pleased.
Edith Prickley - Martin; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer
9 Words to Live By with Mulciber Arimaspians [2 - 13 (7)]
Mulciber encourages evil and blows up; Billy Sol and Big Jim like what they see.
Mulciber Arimaspians - Thomas; Big Jim McBob - Flaherty; Billy Sol Hurok - Candy; announcer - staff announcer
10 Words to Live By: Rabbi Karlov [3 - 3 (1)]
The Rabbi provides advice on dealing with gentile insults, and brings Angus out to demonstrate.
Rabbi Karlov - Moranis; Angus Crock - Thomas
11 Sermonette: Father Raoul Wilson [3 - 9 (6)]
Raoul discusses the uplifting potential of some magazines.
Raoul Wilson - Levy
12 Signoff: The National Anthem [3 - 13 (8)]
Mel sings the American anthem; it is followed by the Canadian anthem, as selected by Bob and Doug.
Mel Torme - Moranis; announcer - staff announcer
13 Sermonette: Rabbi Karlov [3 - 18 (9)]
The Rabbi discusses the Middle East and cooperation.
Rabbi Karlov - Moranis; announcer - staff announcer
14 Words to Live By with Mr. Mambo [5/4 - 5 (13)]
When things get you down, mambo!
Mr Mambo - Candy; Banda Brava - band
15 Sermonette: Edith Prickley on Depression [6 - 10 (1)]
Edith has some words about depression, including an anecdote about Pierre Trudeau. She shows an old home movie.
Clip: Home Movie of Edith Depressed
Edith Prickley - Martin
Edith then sings "Accentuate the Positive" with the Prickettes.
Edith Prickley - Martin; Prickettes - extras