K-Tel, Ronco - all of the great purveyors of television-only offers turn to one great announcer to make the hard sell pitch for their slicers, dicers, cassettes, LPs and other assorted gadgets: Harvey K-Tel.
LPs and Cassettes
1 Commercial: 20 Depressing Hits by Connie Franklin [1 - 12 (7)]
'I'm Losing My Hearing', 'Stop Slapping My Face', 'You Depress Me'. Order now and get 'The Lighter Side of Connie Franklin'.
Connie Franklin - Martin; Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
2 Commercial: 50 Psalms by 50 Stars [1 - 14 (6)]
50 of your favorite psalms read by your favorite stars.
Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas; Kirk Douglas - Flaherty; Barbara Streisand - Martin; Peter O'Toole - Flaherty; Margaret Hamilton - O'Hara; John Wayne - Flaherty
3 Commercial: Edna's Back from Ronco Records [3 - 5 (5)]
Features "Killing Me Softly", "What Have They Done to my Face, Ma", "Make It an Open Casket, Cause I Might be Coming Back", "The Night They Drove Old Edna Down".
Edna Hymbecker - Duke; Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
4 Commercial: Gordon Lightfoot Sings Every Song Ever Written [3 - 18 (1)]
'Supercalifragalisticexpialidotious', 'Happy Birthday', 'Good King Wenceslas', '76 Trombones', and more. From K-Tel; record 4.99, tape or cassette 6.99.
Gordon Lightfoot - Moranis; Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
5 Commercial: 5 Neat Guys Neatest Hits [4/1 - 2 (1)]
Including 'Who Made the Egg Salad Sandwiches', 'Let's Have a Party in My Rec Room', 'Patsy Has the Largest Breasts in Town', 'She Does It', 'I'm the Goof in the Classroom', 'Don't Step on my Clip on Tie'. Record 8.95, tape or cassette 15.95.
5 - Candy; N - Flaherty; E - Levy; A - Thomas; T - Moranis; Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
6 Commercial: The D'Annamora Prison Choir - For Lifers Only [4/2 - 3 (6)]
The follow-on to the hit Songs of Defiance. 'Love is a Many-Splendored Thing', It's Now or Never', 'A Place for Us', 'See You In September'. Record 9.95, Tape or Cassette 15.95.
Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas; Hooker - O'Hara; Prisoners - Thomas, Dick Blasucci, Paul Flaherty; Warden Edward Haskell - Flaherty; Warden's wife - Beverly Schectman; prisoners, guards - extras
7 Commercial: 5 Neat Guys Gold [4/2 - 4 (1)]
Including "Mom Pressed the Crease in my Chinos", "Should we Double Date with Stan and Wendy", "Ice Cream", "Slow Dance", "Put Some Extra Relish On my Hot Dog", "Pimples and Pockmarks", "I Got a Hickey".
5 - Candy; N - Flaherty; E - Levy; A - Thomas; T - Moranis; Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas; mom, ice cream man, double-dates - extras
8 Commercial: Stairways to Heaven [4/3 - 5 (2)]
30 great artists, one great song.
Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas; Al Stewart - Moranis; Buffy St Marie - Martin; Pavarotti - Thomas; Barry White - extra; Slim Whitman - Paul Flaherty; Rikki Lee Jones - O'Hara; 5 Neat Guys - Thomas, Moranis, Levy, Candy, Flaherty; Rich Little - Robert Plant
1 Commercial: Robco Up-Your-Nose Pollution Filter [1 - 10 (3)]
Announcer (Harvey K-Tel) - Thomas; Satisfied customers - Ramis, Levy, Candy, O'Hara, Flaherty
2 Commercial: Nothing [1 - 16 (1)]
Nothing to buy, no money down, no credit card required.
Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
3 Commercial: Tiny Tops [1 - 25 (1)]
No need to suffer the embarrassment of a hairless baby.
Embarrassed parents - Ramis, Martin; Mocking guests - Candy, O'Hara, Flaherty; Announcer (Harvey K-Tel) - Thomas; crew
4 Commercial: Mr. Coffee-Table Book from Venerable Electric [1 - 25 (5)]
It's a table, coffee-maker and book binder.
Dom Dimaggio - Flaherty; Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
5 Commercial: K-Tel Salvador Dali Car Stash Wax [2 - 3 (8)]
Save the mustache on your Linkin Mercury Dali Edition car.
Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
6 Commercial: Modular Shoe Kit from K-Tel [2 - 8 (4)]
Keep up with the latest shoe fashions.
Gerry - Levy; Bert - Candy; Partygoers - Thomas, Flaherty, Peter Wildman, extras; Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
7 Commercial: K-Tel - Popeil - Ronco Product Crusher [4/1 - 8 (7)]
Dispose of unwanted and unnecessary products, including the Product Crusher. Also comes in Medium, Large, Extra Large, and Jumbo sizes. Only 9.99, "send your money today."
Harvey K-Tel - Thomas; crew - extra
8 Commercial: House in a Box [4/3 - 4 (3)]
Adjustable build-it yourself home, only 799.99
Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
1 Commercial: Blind Fists of the Furious Dragon [1 - 15 (8)]
A classic schtick-fu film starring Bruce Lee's successor, Lin Ye Tang.
Elder - Ramis; Lin Ye Tang - Thomas; Servant - Martin; Long Tall Beansprout - Flaherty; Opponent in red - Candy; villain - extra; announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas
2 K-Tel's Fast-Talking Playhouse: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? [3 - 2 (6)]
Harvey K-Tel presents a 2 minute version of the classic play. They finish early.
Harvey K-Tel as George - Thomas; Barbara Streisand as Martha - Martin; Broderick Crawford as Nick - Flaherty; Sandy Duncan as Honey - Duke
3 Commercial: Ricardo Montalban School Of Fine Acting [4/2 - 2 (1)]
Ricardo teaches the Ricardo Montalban method of acting. Film, TV, commercials, the stage.
Ricardo Montalban - Levy; actors, mimes - Moranis, Thomas, O'Hara, Martin, Candy, Flaherty; Announcer: Harvey K-Tel - Thomas