PROGRAMS - SCTV NEWS

with Floyd Robertson and Earl Camembert

SCTV News / Nightline Melonville

SCTV's highly rated news program. Anchored by the widely respected and dynamic Floyd Robertson; his beat is the world, covering international news, which usually means earthquakes in Togo. His co-anchor is the fumbling, but inexpensive Earl Camembert, who covers local news. Important Floyd and Earl episodes include:

• Co-hosting SCTV's 30th Anniversary Show
• Earl hosts Thursday Night Live
• Earl investigates Indecent Exposure
• Earl is incarcerated in Stalag SCTV

Series 1

Series 2

Series 3

Series 4 Cycles 1 and 2

Series 4 Cycle 3: Nightline Melonville

Series 5 and 6

SCTV Election Coverage

60-20 / One On the Town

Series 1

Floyd and Earl's newscast, based on a Second City skit called Big News Little News, was a mainstay of SCTV. In the first series they did an incredible 24 bits, appearing in almost every show. Early on, they frequently appeared two or more times a show, for the AM, Noon and PM news shows. When Global renewed the show for an additional 13 episodes, they got a new set, also used for Series 2.

1 SCTV AM News Today: Big News/Little News [1 - 1 (5)]

Floyd has some big news items. Earl has some little local news items. Frustrated, he makes up a big item of his own.

Floyd Robertson - Joe Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Eugene Levy

2 SCTV PM News: Big News/Little News Part 2 [1 - 1 (10)]

Earl finally gets a big item, but Floyd interrupts him with news of Johnny LaRue's rampage, possibly the biggest disaster in entertainment history.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

3 SCTV AM News Today: Wire Services on Strike [1 - 2 (5)]

They don't have much information. Floyd then interviews Gus Gustofferson, security guard, about the shooting death of puppeteer Lampeer.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; Gus Gustofferson - Eugene Levy

3a SCTV AM News Today Part 2: Gus Gustofferson

Floyd interviews Gus Gustofferson, security guard, about the shooting death of puppeteer Lampeer.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Gus Gustofferson - Eugene Levy

4 SCTV PM News - Paper Shuffling [1 - 3 (10)]

Earl shows Floyd how to straighten his papers.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

5 SCTV AM News: Earl in San Francisco [1 - 5 (5)]

Ragtime piano playing world record broken. Earl didn't quite make it to San Francisco to do a feature on an upcoming earthquake (the "big one").

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

6 SCTV AM News Today: Earl Asleep [1 - 6 (2)]

Earl has trouble staying awake.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

7 SCTV News Today: Alternative Perspectives [1 - 6 (6)]

Bob Park fills in for Larnell with the Black Perspective. Earl then fills in for Erica with the feminist perspective.

Bob Park - Thomas; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

8 SCTV PM News Today: Floyd Breaks Up [1 - 6 (12)]

Floyd reads an amusing item, and then laughs through Earl's editorial.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

9 SCTV AM News Today: Viewer Letters [1 - 7 (3)]

Consumer Action Line solves a rent strike; LaRue goes on an eating protest for peace in the Middle East; News Views Letters features letters complimentary of Floyd.

Bess Verness - Martin; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; Black Lung Pipers - male cast; Johnny LaRue - Candy

10 Promo: 15 Minutes [1 - 7 (10)]

A dynamic new newsmagazine. Floyd will have stories on millionaires in the Bahamas and a pleasure palace in New Orleans. Earl will have stories on prison and worms in dogs.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

11 SCTV AM News Today: Earl plays taped music [1 - 9 (4)]

Floyd has a story on Beirut fighting. Earl plays taped music to add colour to his trivial items. Malta declares war on Corsica. Floyd destroys his tape recorder.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

12 SCTV News: New Deli [1 - 10 (1)]

Another earthquake in Togoland. Earl files a report from New Delhi.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; deli customers - Thomas, Rosato, extras

13 SCTV News: Action Line responds to the Arms Race [1 - 10 (1a)]

Action line solves the arms race; Nutrition report proves you are what you eat.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Francesca Reams - Martin; Doctor Jennifer Colby - O'Hara; Walter (cheesy) - Candy; Stu (steak) - Thomas; Sarah (vitamins) - Martin; Priest - Ramis; Stashiu (tea and crumpets) - Levy; Water - Flaherty

14 SCTV PM News: Commentary from Earl - Terrorism [1 - 10 (9)]

Earl makes an appeal to all terrorists.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

15 SCTV AM News Today: Earl's trip to Helsinki [1 - 11 (3)]

Earl shows slides of his trip to Helsinki. He doesn't get past slides from the airport when Floyd chews him out. So Earl shows a slide of Floyd hammered at a party.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Cop (in slide) - Thomas

16 SCTV News: Earl's coughing fit [1 - 12 (8)]

Earl has something in his throat.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

17 Promo: SCTV News - Earl pitches sex items [1 - 14 (4)]

Earl promotes some lewd news items.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; staff - O'Hara

18 SCTV AM News Today: Earl Jr. visits [1 - 15 (3)]

Earl's son help co-anchor the News, but isn't so good at reading big words. In other news, another earthquake in Togo. (Note: New news set, same opening credits)

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Jr - Donald Cowper

19 SCTV AM News Today: Earl's attire/Roda Barret's Hollywood [1 - 16 (3)]

Earl's attire causes technical problems and Floyd takes his items; Johnny LaRue saves a seal; Roda Barret reports from Hollywood.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy; activists, hunter - extras; Roda Barret (Rona Barrett) - O'Hara

20 SCTV AM News Today: Earl on Women Newscasters [1 - 18 (5)]

South Moluccans demand independence. Johnny LaRue opens health club for rabbits. Earl has an outrageous commentary on women newscasters.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

21 SCTV AM News Today: Earl's Item doesn't come up [1 - 19 (4)]

Earl's filmed item on Commissioner Shaeffer's resignation doesn't come up. Female Lutonian athletes on a goodwill tour go shopping and sightseeing (hardware store, lingerie store, shoe store). Earl's film still doesn't come up. US loan to Togoland. Earl's film finally comes up (Police Commissioner Shaeffer has a coronary).

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; Russian Gymnast - Martin; Russian Weight lifter - Candy; Shoe Salesman - Ramis; Commissioner Shaeffer - Thomas; Cop - Tony Rosato; Bodyguard - Candy

22 SCTV AM News Today: Dogs [1 - 21 (4)]

Earl has a series of stories with a dog tie-in.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

23 SCTV AM News Today: Terrorist Picnic [1 - 23 (4)]

Floyd has footage of host Bob Baker going mad on the set of Truth or Consequences. Earl has footage of the International Association of Terrorists picnic.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Bob Baker - Thomas; Contestant - Martin; crew - extras; Terrorists - Martin, Ramis, O'Hara, Thomas, extras; Tool and Dye workers - Candy, extras

24 SCTV AM News Today: Mafia Interview [1 - 24 (4)]

Earl interviews a top figure in organized crime in Melonville.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Mafia Hit man - Candy

Series 2

Another series, and Floyd and Earl continue to roll with 15 more bits, in addition to Melonville election coverage and co-hosting the SCTV 30th Anniversary Show.

1 SCTV News: Informal chit-chat [2 - 1 (6)]

Earl tries to lighten the newscast with chit-chat. Floyd has an item on mudslides in Togo and Tarzan accepting the help of mercenaries, and gets Earl to cut back the chit chat.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

2 SCTV News: Moe Green Kidnapped [2 - 3 (4)]

An outbreak of legionnaire's disease breaks out in Hawaii; Plattsburg cleanup; and Earl keeps forgetting the Moe Green kidnapping item - he's been kidnapped by Leftists for Lutonia. To finish, Earl gives an editorial about the kidnapping.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

3 SCTV News Bulletin: Message from Moe Green [2 - 3 (10)]

A tape from Moe Green has arrived after SCTV refused to pay the excessive $2000 ransom. Earl and Floyd discusses it.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; Moe Green - Ramis

4 SCTV News Bulletin: Writer Strike [2 - 5 (2)]

Floyd has a bulletin: writer Ernest Kirsch has gone on strike, but Cabellero insists programming will continue, though he can't guarantee its quality.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

5 SCTV News: Thesaurus [2 - 5 (5)]

Floyd and Earl have to write their own items because of the strike; Earl uses a thesaurus while Floyd tries to be hard-hitting.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

6 SCTV News: Happy Endings [2 - 8 (3)]

Earl finds a happy ending to all his items. Mayor Tommy Shanks is referred to in one item.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; crew - extras

7 SCTV News: Earl's Editorial about his neighbours [2 - 10 (2)]

Edith Prickley's appointment as Station Manager is announced; Earl gives an editorial carping about his neighbours.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

8 SCTV News: SCTV is Haunted [2 - 12 (3)]

Some scary news items; Earl hears voices.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

9 SCTV News: Marijuana [2 - 15 (2)]

Earl's a bit high and has the munchies.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

10 SCTV News: Cash Prison Concert [2 - 16 (3)]

Earl interviews some inmates about Johnny Cash playing at the Melonville state pen.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Prisoners - Candy, Thomas, extras

11 SCTV News: Earl's wisdom tooth [2 - 17 (5)]

Earl has an impacted wisdom tooth. Floyd makes him laugh.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

12 SCTV News: Earl has problems with the crew [2 - 20 (7)]

Earl doesn't like his chair, doesn't get a picture with his item, his marking pencil is missing, and takes it out on the crew; the crew strikes back.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; crew - extras

13 SCTV News Bulletin: Mayor Shanks' Speech [2 - 21 (3)]

Pre-empting regular programming, the press have not been briefed on the Mayor's remarks...

Fireside Chat: The Weather

Mayor Shanks remarks on the weather and feeds a Hershey bar to a stuffed giraffe.

Mayor Tommy Shanks - Candy; Announcer - staff announcer

Earl tries to read between the lines. Floyd is disgusted.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Announcer - staff announcer

14 SCTV News: Consumer Action Line [2 - 22 (7)]

Earl has an item on a doctor who has discovered mental illness is a virus. Floyd counters with an item where the good doctor is arrested with fraud. Perini Scleroso interviews an Irish mother of triplets. In a new segment, Consumer Action Line, Earl is put on hold.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Perini Scleroso - Martin; Mother of triplets - O'Hara

15 SCTV News: Earl's dinner [2 - 24 (5)]

Earl eats dinner during the newscast.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

Series 3

Another series, another string of classic bits from Floyd and Earl, and another new set. Series 3 also introduced 'teasers' for many programs, usually for SCTV News.

1 Teaser: SCTV News [3 - 1 (4,6)]

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

1 SCTV News: Earl's fumblemouth

Earl has trouble delivering his items.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

2 Teaser: SCTV News [3 - 3 (2,6)]

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

2 SCTV News: Earl's film doesn't come up

Earl takes up the whole newscast smiling at the camera, waiting for the film of his bus race item.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy

3 Teaser: SCTV News [3 - 7 (3,6)]

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

3 SCTV News: Travel Tips with Earl

Earl has clips from his vacation in St Lucia, where he was pestered by the locals.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Amanda - extra; Beach bums, waiters, nightclub act - extras

4 Teaser: SCTV News [3 - 9 (3,7)]

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

4 SCTV News: Earl Plugs Products

All Earl's items are blatant plugs for products. Floyd ends up doing him one better.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

5 Teaser: SCTV News [3 - 12 (2,5)]

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

5 SCTV News: Earl on roller skates

Earl tries to make the newscast more hip.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

6 Teaser: SCTV News [3 - 13 (3,5)]

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

6 SCTV News: 4th Anniversary

Earl's going to give an editorial on friendship, but first a message from their new sponsor.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

Commercial: Mr Earl Doll

Floyd shows just how much fun you can have with Mr Earl Doll. From Robertson toys.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Soccer player - Wally; Announcer - staff announcer

6a SCTV News: 4th Anniversary Part 2

Earl decides not to give his editorial.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

7 SCTV News: Pit Bulls [3 - 17 (4)]

Orson Welles trapped in a restaurant booth; Earl has a special report on Pit Bull fighting.

Special Report: Pit Bull Fighting

Earl, disguised, covers a pit bull fight. The hicks discover he is a reporter. They lose the signal and cut to Comment.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Hicks - Moranis, Thomas, Rosato, extras

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

8 Teaser: SCTV News [3 - 21 (4,7)]

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

8 SCTV News: Walter Cronkite

Cronkite drops by the newsroom and sits in to do Earl's items, but is distressed to find none of them are any good.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Walter Cronkite - Thomas

9 Teaser: SCTV News [3 - 22 (4,6)]

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

9 SCTV News: W.A.S.A.S.L.

Floyd has a story on Bill Needle being assaulted, while Earl has an interview with Spike, a tough representative of a women's group called WASASL.

Interview: Spike of W.A.S.A.S.L.

Spike challenges Earl to an arm wrestle.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Deborah 'Spike' Milligan - Duke; Jack the waiter - Rosato; bar patrons - extras

Back at the studio, Earl gets beaten by Floyd and a little kid.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Bill Needle (photo of him roughed up) - Thomas; Kid - extra

Series 4, Cycles 1 and 2 Interregnum

SCTV News took a bit of time off, and then played something of a secondary role at the start of Network 90, generally being used to advance wraparound stories, such as Zontar, Network War and Lola's premature obituary. SCTV News' absence is explained by Floyd's return from Rolling Hills treatment center for alcoholism.

1 Commercial: Floyd Robertson for Rolling Hills [4/1 - 6 (17,18)]

Floyd's been at Rolling Hills Rehabilitation Center for the past year. And they don't beat you or anything.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Woman announcer - extra

2 SCTV News: Floyd's rehab

Earl welcomes Floyd back. They have some items, among them, Johnny LaRue's car was blown up, and then Earl gives an editorial about Guts, the kind of guts it took for Floyd to beat his drinking problem. Floyd takes off.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy; announcer - staff announcer

3 Lola Wrap Part 2: Newsroom with Earl, LaRue and Cole [4/1 - 8 (4a,8)]

LaRue bums some money off Earl, who's running late and doesn't have a lead story, and discusses how Guy cancelled Lola's special. In the hall, LaRue relieves Cole of his cash and chocolate bars, and off handedly cracks that Lola's probably jumped out of her window by now. Cole tells Earl, and Earl has his lead story.

Johnny LaRue - Candy; Earl Camembert - Levy; Cole - Moranis

4 SCTV News: Lola obituary

Earl interrupts Floyd with a bulletin: Lola Heatherton is dead, by her own hand, because she was distraught at the cancellation of her special. He gives a stirring career retrospective. Floyd interrupts him to announce that Lola is in fact still alive.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

5 SCTV Evening News: Zontar [4/2 - 3 (9)]

Floyd has an item about Zontar that catches Earl off guard. Earl has an item about a cabbage truck that's overturned. In the control booth, the director is welcomed to Zontar...

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; John Blanchard - Barry Sand; Control room guy - extra; announcer - staff announcer

6 SCTV News: Network War [4/2 - 6 (9)]

The television news headlines: network war. Earl gives an editorial, but SCTV is hit before he can finish.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; gangsters, crew - extras

Series 4, Cycle 3 Nightline Melonville

Network 90 Cycle 3 saw Floyd and Earl return in style with a big expensive new set and expensive looking satellite hookup-type thing.

1 Nightline Melonville: Unemployment [4/3 - 1 (9)]

An in-depth probing look at the unemployment problem. Floyd interviews the congressman, while Earl interviews the union representative. Unfortunately, satellite problems prevent Earl from interviewing Mr Mach.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Union representative Wayne Mach - Candy; Representative Vernon Schaffer - Thomas

2 Nightline Melonville: Kidnapping [4/3 - 2 (8)]

Lead item: Mayor Shank's nephew has been kidnapped. However, when they go to interview Shanks, Raymond is with him - the kid just went to have some sodas. When interviewed, the police chief expresses surprise that Nightline Melonville didn't lead with the story on the Salt II Nuclear Arms Treaty. Because "Knucklehead Camembert" thought he had a scoop, Floyd explains.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Tommy Shanks - Candy; Deward Weiss, Police Chief - Moranis; Raymond - extra; Shanks bag man - Levy; reporters - extras

3 Nightline Melonville: Milk Slush Fund [4/3 - 5 (10)]

Melonville Mayor Tommy Shanks has been accused of siphoning thousands of dollars out of the milk fund. Earl tries to interview the Mayor, but Floyd, who is "under the weather", butts in and asks Shanks if his mother knew he stole that money. Shanks gets upset. Earl tries to take control and tells Floyd to shut up, and then tells Shanks to shut up. Shanks, ticked, comes down to the station to kick both their heads in.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Tommy Shanks - Candy

4 Nightline Melonville: Margaret Thatcher and Tip O'Neill [4/3 - 8 (4)]

Exclusive interview with Tip and Margaret, but the fur doesn't fly as much as Earl and Floyd had hoped, despite their provocative questions.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Margaret Thatcher - O'Hara; Tip O'Neil - Candy

Series 5 and 6: Coda

Nightline Melonville went as quickly as it came, and SCTV News once again returned to updating story wraparounds (Indecent Exposure, Sweeps Week, Allenscam, Jackie for President). Winding down in Series 6, they signed off with Earl's retirement and Floyd's touching tribute to his sound man.

1 SCTV News: Indecent Exposure (Feb 15 6:00pm) [5/4 - 2 (4,8)]

Earl breaks the story about Fred's cheque. Floyd has an item that Mayor Tommy Shanks has been institutionalized.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

2 SCTV News Update: Indecent Exposure

Earl has an update on the cheque forgery scandal, and has a live feed with Guy Caballero. Guy makes a statement. Earl weeps.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

3 Promo: SCTV News: Earl Pitches Sweeps Items [5/4 - 4 (5)]

Earl has an update on the item's they will be covering: house of prostitution raid, lingerie fashion show, strip search at girl's academy.

Earl Camembert - Levy; staff, hookers, models - extras

4 Promo: SCTV News: Floyd and Earl [6 - 2 (7)]

A hard hitting fast paced promo for SCTV News, highlighting the differences between Earl and Floyd.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

5 Newsbreak: Allenscam [6 - 11 (3)]

Earl has a story on suspected corruption related to the building of the Melonville Art Dome. Brad Allen has been indicted. Brad is unflappable.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Brad Allen - Short; Mrs Allen - extra; press - extras

6 Newsbreak: Rita Schubb [6 - 11 (8)]

Books In Brief host Rita Schubb fills in to almost provide a news update.

Rita Schubb - Martin; announcer - staff announcer

7 SCTV News Update: Jackie Rogers Withdraws [6 - 15 (8)]

Jackie Rogers has withdrawn from the presidential race. Earl briefly reviews Jackie's campaign and then talks with Jackie live via satellite from Caesar's Palace. Jackie claims he decided to withdraw after receiving a call from Wayne Newton offering him an eight-week run in Vegas. Jackie has a song for his supporters, and falls in the pool.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Jackie Rogers Jr - Short; Ladies - extras; band - extras; announcer - staff announcer

8 SCTV News: Earl Retires [6 - 17 (6)]

Floyd is late getting back from a taping of Monster Chiller Horror Theatre. Earl announces his retirement - he's going to lend his name to a line of clothing. Floyd arrives, causing a bit of a ruckus - he's loaded.

Floyd and Earl read the news. Floyd explains his tardiness - Jim the sound man is leaving MCHT. Floyd gives a stirring farewell speech - to Jim the sound man, and heads off to the party at the Driftwood.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson / Count Floyd - Flaherty

Election Central

SCTV provided the only municipal election coverage worth watching in Melonville.

1 SCTV Election Central Part 1: Highlights from The Great Debate [2 - 6 (3)]

SCTV News coverage of the election begins with some highlights of the debate between candidates.

Clip: The Great Debate

Earl, Johnny's campaign manager, is the moderator. Jack wants to face the ultimate political confrontation; Shirley wants a political theater; and Johnny proposes a bird sanctuary/casino.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Johnny LaRue - Candy; Jack Brown - Thomas, Shirley McLennan-Black - O'Hara

Early returns come in with LaRue far behind.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; staff - extras

1a SCTV Election Central Part 2: Statistics

Earl has some election statistics.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; staff - extras

1b SCTV Election Central Part 3: LaRue's Speech

Earl is at Johnny's campaign headquarters to get Johnny's reaction to his defeat (he's bitter). Note: Johnny's slogan is Legalize LaRue.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy; campaigners, staff - extras

2 Promo: SCTV News Election Central [5/4 - 3 (1,20)]

Earl and Floyd promote their election coverage.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd - Flaherty

3 SCTV News Election Central Part 1

SCTV has all the projections (using computers provided by Harry's Sex Shop and Computers), predicting losses for Shanks and Wellesley.

Polling Booth with Troy Soren

Tawny Beaver interviews Troy at the polling booth, who has a low opinion of SCTV News.

Tawny Beaver - Martin; Troy Soren - Short

Jimmy the Greek gives the odds on the vote. Earl updates the results for various propositions - Melonville has voted in favor of another nuclear dump site. And they have surprising news that Libby Wolfson has conceded.

Wellesley Campaign Headquarters

Robert arrives with Libby. Libby interrupts Robert's victory speech to share some thoughts.

Gump Smithers - Short; Robert Wellesley - David Rasche; Libby Wolfson - Martin; crowd - extras

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd - Flaherty; Jimmy the Greek - Candy; staff, crew - extras; Announcer - staff announcer

3a SCTV News Election Central Part 2

SCTV's projections are all turning out wrong. Earl and Floyd debate on what the result in the proposition to outlaw (or not, depending on the wording) disposable bottles means.

Polling Booth with Vic Hedges

Tawny Beaver asks Vic who he voted for.

Tawny Beaver - Martin; Vic Hedges - Flaherty; Press - extras

Mayor Shanks has won, and they have a live hookup.

Fireside Chat: Victory Speech

Tommy thanks us for getting him out of there, and feeds his stuffed dog pills and cough syrup.

Tommy Shanks - Candy

Earl reflects on what a Russian would have made of the days events.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd - Flaherty

60/20 and One On the Town

Earl hosted 60/20 before really finding his feet as the host of One On the Town, the definitive Earl vehicle.

1 60/20 [3 - 6 (5)]

Earl hosts this hard-hitting investigative reporting program, and looks into the influence of television and the media. Earl talks to Dr. Angly from the state penitentiary, who figures it's the coffee Earl's drinking. His next interviewee, detective Tulios, blows him off. Jack Wallace turns the tables on Earl and takes over his show.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Dr. Robert Angly - Thomas; Detective Tulios - Rosato; cops - extras; Jack Wallace - Moranis; Announcer - staff announcer

2 One On the Town: Levon Helm Part 1 [4/1 - 1 (10)]

Earl takes a behind the scenes look at Levon Helm. Levon's running behind, has to do a soundcheck, and can't talk to Earl. Levon performs Sweet Peach Georgia Wine inside, while outside, Earl thinks about questions he can ask.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Announcer - Moranis; Levon Helm, band - himself; crew - crew

2a One On the Town: Levon Helm Part 2

Levon performs 'Summertime Blues'. With the crew complaining, Earl goes for some food. As Earl drives off, Levon's ready for the crew.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Levon Helm, his band - himself; audience - extras; crew - extras; announcer - staff announcer

3 One on the Town: Singles Bars Part 1 [4/2 - 9 (9)]

Earl investigates the Singles bar scene, to see how permissive it really is. He interviews the bartender and waiter, while trying to pick up chicks with some lame pickup lines.

Earl Camembert - Levy; singles - extras; Don the bartender - extra; Nick the waiter - extra; announcer - Moranis, staff announcer

3a One on the Town: Singles Bars Part 2

Earl, slightly drunk and his evening a failure, concludes that the singles bar scene is a myth.

Earl Camembert - Levy; singles - extras; announcer - staff announcer

4 One on the Town: Urban Transit [5/4 - 5 (8)]

Earl takes a hard-hitting look at urban transit, including bicycles, walking and subways. He interviews a parking lot attendant and tries to talk to a commuter. The upside to urban transit? The cop on the beat will spend less time giving tickets. But the cop on the beat kicks him off the street.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Cop - Hemphill; crew - extra; Duane the parking attendant - extra; announcer - staff announcer