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10 Feedback with Moe Green

Moe's phone-in show. After some miscellaneous calls, Moe takes some particularly biting criticism from Guy Caballero, president of the network. (Credit crawl over end)

Host Moe Green - Ramis; Depressed Caller - Candy; Feminist Caller - O'Hara; Dyslexic Caller - Levy; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

1b Dialing for Dollars: Lust For Paint Part 3

Moe's set is dismantled. Guy fires Moe.

Moe Green - Ramis; Guy Caballero (voice only) - Flaherty; crew - extras

1 SCTV Editorial: The New Season

Moe introduces the new season. Good news - their license is no longer suspended. Caballero phones; there's a problem - the writer hasn't finished the scripts.

Moe Green - Ramis; Guy Caballero (voice only) - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

2 Ernest Kirsch, SCTV Writer

Caballero pesters Kirsch for the scripts. First on-camera appearance of Guy Caballero (in a wheelchair that has a phone).

Ernest Kirsch - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

7 Words to Live By with Rev. Ernest Kirsch

Kirsch tries to end the programming day a little early. Caballero calls him up and orders him back to his basement.

Ernest Kirsch - Thomas; Guy Caballero (voice only) - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

2a Ernest Kirsch SCTV Writer Part 2

Caballero pursues Kirsch to get those scripts. Caballero signs off.

Ernest Kirsch - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

1 Restless Doctors

An episode of the daytime drama is interrupted when they run out of cue cards and have to improvise, leaving everyone desperate to get off the stage. Caballero arrives, furious, and goes in search of Kirsch, the writer.

Nurse Jennifer - O'Hara; Nurse Meg - Martin; Dr Michaels - Levy; cue card man - Candy; Frank the patient - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

2 SCTV News Bulletin: Writer Strike

Floyd has a bulletin: writer Ernest Kirsch has gone on strike, but Guy Caballero insists programming will continue, though he can't guarantee its quality.

Floyd Robertson - Flaherty

8 Ernest Kirsch SCTV Writer

Caballero confronts Kirsch and resolves the strike by giving Kirsch a union, but not what Kirsch was thinking of; Caballero, much more concise in the early episodes, closes with this remark: "Unions are the work of the devil. Thank You".

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Ernest Kirsch - Thomas; Tony the Union Steward - Candy

1 Message from Guy: Arabs

Guy (still in a wheelchair with a phone) welcomes oil rich Arabs to the community of nations and invites them to invest heavily in SCTV.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Announcer - Thomas; announcer - staff announcer

3 Message from Guy: Edith Prickley Station Manager

Guy introduces SCTV's new station manager. Edith announces her plans for station programming: boobs, bums, good-looking hunky guys, and no more sports.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; announcer - staff announcer

7 Words to Live By with Edith Prickley

Prickley announces some more of her plans; Guy's not too pleased.

Edith Prickley - Martin; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

1 Message from Guy: Thursday Night

Guy carps about the plant in his office, and introduces SCTV's new hip relevant comedy show.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Announcer - Thomas; announcer - staff announcer

2 Thursday Night Live

Live from Edmonton, it's SCTV's hip relevant new comedy show, hosted by Earl Camembert. Lots of whooping and hollering, drug references, and bad language.

Guest Host: Earl Camembert - Levy; Jill Ellen Charney - Martin; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Announcer - Moranis; Marty Kleinberg - Rosato; Lisa Richards - Duke; John Laxo - Thomas; Sam Giannomelli - Moranis; Innumerable other cast members - Dick Blasucci, Gail Kerbel (Anna Stern), Paul Flaherty, extras; crew, whooping audience - Soccer player (Wally), Paul Flaherty, Bev Schectman, same extras

8 Message from Guy: Live Theatre

Guy blows away the cheap plant in his office, and introduces SCTV Live Theatre.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Announcer: Ricky Caballero, his son - Moranis

9 SCTV Live Theatre: Death of a Salesman

Death of a Salesman, live from the Melonville Theatre. Margaret Hamilton gets knocked out by an object resembling a late 20th century stage lamp, while John Belushi clears the house when a seed pops out of his joint and starts a fire. Guy swears off live performances.

Margaret Hamilton as Linda Loman - Martin; Ricardo Montalban as Willy Loman - Levy; George Carlin as Biff - Moranis; DeForest Kelly as Happy - Thomas; John Belushi as Ben - Rosato; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; audience - Dick Blasucci, extras; announcer - staff announcer

6 Message from Guy: Satellite Orbit Decaying

Guy asks for money to help get the satellite back into its proper orbit.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Announcer - Thomas

5 Message from Guy: Viewer Mail

Guy reads some letters, flogs some souvenir coins.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Announcer - Thomas

8 Message From Guy: Announcer screws up

The announcer flubs the announcement.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Giddy Announcer - Thomas

9 Message from Guy: SCTV Premiere of Star Wars

Guy's pleased to introduce the latest Star Wars film, an SCTV exclusive. But first a message from their new sponsor.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Announcer - Thomas; Second announcer, Guy's son Ricky Caballero - Moranis

9a Message from Guy: SCTV Premiere of Star Wars Part 2

Star Wars XXXIV Return to Planet of Empires is interrupted as it becomes obvious it is an illegal copy. Guy runs for it.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

2 Message from Guy: Men on Women

Guy stands up for controversial programming like Men on Women; Guy then gets a call from his wife.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Googie Caballero - ?

7 Message From Guy: Irwin Allen Show

Guy introduces the Irwin Allen Show, and is interrupted by a phone call from the Lutonian Liberation Front, who kidnapped Moe Green. Guy still won't pay their excessive (now heavily discounted) ransom.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Lutonian - ?

4 Message From Guy: The New Year

Guy reflects on the new year, and what it might be like in 1984, and then passes out.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

5 Message From Prickley: The New Year

Prickley is in Guy's chair, reflecting on the new year, 1984.

Edith Prickley - Martin

6 SCTV New Year's Eve Party 1983

Bobby interviews some station personalities as the countdown to 1984 begins.

Bobby Bittman - Levy; Edith Prickley - Martin; Rabbi Karlov - Moranis; Bill Needle - Thomas; Marcello Sebastiano - Rosato; Molly Earle - Duke; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; other station personnel - extras

7 Stand By/Telescreen Bumper/Time and Weather

Stand By. "This is Telescreen. Do not adjust. It is a crime to adjust Telescreen."

Announcer - staff announcer; bumper announcer - Telescreen announcer; Time announcer - Telescreen announcer 2

8 Komrade Kangaroo

Komrade Kangaroo makes a megaphone and uses it to eavesdrop on mommy and daddy. He then notifies Mr Screen. Next week: Bunny Rabbit will be vaporized and stuffed to make decorations for hate week.

Komrade Kangaroo (Captain Combat) - Thomas; Telescreen - announcer

9 Promo: Hanging 22:00/Telescreen Bumper

announcer - Telescreen announcer; bumper announcer - Telescreen announcer 2

10 Comrade Allen

Comrade Allen concentrates on touching toes.

Comrade Allen - Rosato

11 Promo: Doublethink Game Show

Contestants vie for razor blades and shoe laces trying to guess whether the chocolate ration went up or down.

Host - Levy; 35871WentworthD - Duke, 93580JacksonL - Thomas; guards - extras; announcer - staff announcer

12 The Praise Big Brother Show

HestonC does a walk on to the Praise Big Brother Show. Before they start talking, the lights go down, and HestonC announces that resistence fighters are attacking the Ministry of Love.

Tammy Bakker - Duke; Jim Bakker - Moranis; Charlton Heston (67002HestonC) - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

5a Message From Prickley: The New Year

Prickley wakes up from her daydream.

Edith Prickley - Martin

4a Message From Guy: The New Year

Guy wakes up and wraps up.

Notes: credits are Telescreen-style

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - Telescreen announcer 2

5 Message from Guy: Alpha Channel

Guy introduces Alpha Channel, and explains why he uses a wheelchair ('for respect').

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

6 Message from Guy: Midnight Express Special

Guy introduces the Midnight Express Special and asks for money.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

1 Message from Guy: Satellite Model

Guy discusses the SCTV satellite system, and has a demonstration prepared when it suddenly crashes, blacking out the signal. Due to technical difficulties, they present the best of SCTV.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

1 Message from Guy: Catch Our Stars

Guy enters to fanfare, welcomes the new stations, explains the new expanded show ('Network / 90'), and introduces this evening's show of 'golden classics.' 'Sit back, shut up, and enjoy the show.'

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

14 Message from Guy: Consultant

Guy introduces SCTV's consultant, and catches LaRue getting advice. Guy asks if there will be any hit shows this season. Instead, Mulciber foresees the destruction of television.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Mulciber Arimaspians - Thomas; Johnny LaRue - Candy

5 Message from Guy: Illegal Aliens 1 81

Guy introduces his Vice President in charge of coordination, an illegal alien, Perini Scleroso.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Perini Scleroso - Martin; announcer - staff announcer

5a Message from Guy: Illegal Aliens 2 81

Guy introduces Perini, who has an editorial about illegal aliens.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Perini Scleroso - Martin; Announcer - staff announcer

5b Message from Guy: Illegal Aliens 3 81

Perini is giving an impromptu editorial when Guy shows up.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Perini Scleroso - Martin; Announcer - staff announcer

3a LaRue Wrap Part 2: Guy's Waiting Room 80

LaRue goes to Caballero's office, where he's forced to wait with a bunch of other people selling pilots. He talks to a Mr Habib, who's heard LaRue went over budget on Polynesiantown. Caballero snubs LaRue. (Muzak by Tom Munroe)

Johnny LaRue - Candy; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; Administrative Assistant - extra; Achilles - extra; Mr Habib - extra; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Other people waiting - extras; Tom Munroe - Moranis

3b LaRue Wrap Part 3: Guy's Office 80

Much later, Johnny's still waiting. Guy is talking to Achilles; they are watching the final scene from Polynesiantown, and Caballero is telling Achilles that crane shots are too expensive and unnecessary. LaRue barges in. Guy cancels all of LaRue's projects. LaRue grovels. Guy gives him one last chance - one camera, one man, one microphone, no budget: Street Beef.

Johnny LaRue - Candy; Achilles - extra; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

3c LaRue Wrap Part 4: SCTV Corridors 80

LaRue runs into Camembert, who tries to tell him a joke. He then spots William Morris and chases him down. Apparently LaRue misunderstood the production costs that Morris had quoted him for Polynesiantown. LaRue demands big production values from Morris for Street Beef.

Johnny LaRue - Candy; Earl Camembert - Levy; William Morris (Sweating Weasel) - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley (voice only) - Martin

3d LaRue Wrap Part 5: Larry Siegel's Office 80

LaRue goes to Siegel to try to get some backing and tells him his troubles with Polynesiantown. The only thing Siegel liked about it was the crane shot at the end. Siegel calls Caballero, who tells him the scoop. Siegel decides not to back LaRue, and tells him 'you don't need me, just make sure the thing has a good ending.'

Johnny LaRue - Candy; Larry Siegel - Moranis; Guy Caballero (voice only) - Flaherty; Elaine (voice only) - O'Hara; Morris Plant (voice only) - extra

12 Lunch Time Street Beef 80

LaRue is on the street doing his show. LaRue clears up one thing: he's not gay. The topic is male nude dancers. The street is kind of empty, so they start walking. Johnny's confused by how empty the street is. He finally finds the people at the end of the street, which has been barricaded because a film, Lunchtime Streetbeef, is being filmed. A fracas breaks out between people who did and didn't like Polynesiantown. The closing shot is a helicopter shot. (Credit: Helicopter provided by William Morris)

Johnny LaRue - Candy; Cop - extra; Folks on the street, cops - extras; Guy Caballero (voice) - Flaherty; Announcer - Network 90 staff announcer

4 Message from Guy: Sponsors 112

Guy, surrounded by boxes of Sunbright, vows to please any pressure group that has allied themselves with any of their sponsors.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

5 Moral Majority Wrap Part 1 112

Guy, still surrounded by boxes of Sunbright, talks with the good people at Sunbright, slavishly reaffirming his intention to knuckle under to any pressure group.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Nancy Geller - O'Hara; Peter Calabrese - Moranis

5a Moral Majority Wrap Part 2: Guy talks to sponsors 112

The sponsors liked Bill Needle, well the second half, anyway, and want to use him as a spokesman.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Peter Calabrese - Moranis; Nancy Geller - O'Hara

5b Moral Majority Wrap Part 3: Guy's Office 112

Guy persuades Bill to go along with this Sunbright deal by getting him to think about the money they could make...

Bill Needle - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

15 Message from Guy: Pressure Groups 112

Guy tries to do damage control with an announcement, but gets a call from Sunbright, who cancel their account. So Guy tosses the Sunbright box and comes out strongly against pressure groups.

Bill Needle - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

5c Moral Majority Wrap Part 4: Guy and Harry 112

SCTV loses the Harry's Sex Shop account because the programming isn't sexy or violent enough. Guy decides to go public, and have a pledge week.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Harry, the man with the snake on his face (on the phone) - Candy

1 Pledge Week Part 1: Intro

Guy explains Pledge Week ("just because we're a commercial network, doesn't mean we make money").

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; phone volunteers - extras

1a Pledge Week Part 2: Studio Tour

Guy's a bit dismayed at the lackluster response, so he shows some footage of what SCTV will show if they don't get the money: soccer. Hours and hours of soccer. The phones start ringing. He introduces Maureen Wallace.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; phone volunteers - extras

1d Pledge Week Part 5: Studio Tour finale

Lin Ye Tang curses all viewers who don't call. The Elephant Man arrives pursued by the mob. Guy decides to take his mask off to boost the ratings, revealing a happy elephant head. A billionaire, pleased with the happy ending, pledges thousands. Backstage, Bill Needle removes the elephant head and laughs with Guy over the success of their swindle.

Lin Ye Tang - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; The Elephant Man - extra; toughs, phone volunteers - extras; Hal Waxberg (Al Waxman) - Moranis; Bobby Bittman - Levy; Bill Needle - Thomas

4 Lola Wrap Part 1: Lola's Dressing Room 90

Guy cancels Lola's special, just like he cancelled their love. Lola is distraught, while Guy has a flashback to him and Lola running/wheeling across green fields...

Lola Heatherton - O'Hara; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

4b Lola Wrap Part 3: Guy's Office 91

Caballero is inundated by calls from people wondering if Lola's special is cancelled. Guy is forced to put the show back on.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

4c Lola Wrap Part 4: Guy's Office 91

Meanwhile, Guy's watching the show and regrets letting it go ahead. Gil comes in and mentions that the Tubes are still around, so Guy tells them to set up in studio 3.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Gil Fisher - Candy

4d Lola Wrap Part 5: Lola's Dressing Room 91

Lola wakes up in her dressing room; some tech guys are there to replace the 'tubes' in her monitor. Wizard of Oz conclusion.

Lola Heatherton - O'Hara; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; Johnny LaRue - Candy; Bill Needle - Thomas; Cole Elliot Durning - Moranis; Juul's TV Repair - Juul Haalmeyer Dancers, Dick Blasucci; The Tubes: Fee Waybill, Roger Steen, Bill "Sputnik" Spooner, Prairie Prince, Michael Cotten, Vince Welnick, Rick Anderson

9 Russian Wrap Part 1: Guy's Office 115

Caballero wants LaRue to take the fall for the Caesar screw up, but is interrupted when CCCP 1 returns. LaRue flees.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy

9a Russian Wrap Part 2: Guy's Office 115

SCTV's signal returns (Melvin and Howards is on). Guy phones NBC for help, but they want to wait and see the overnights on the Russian shows.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Secretary - Moranis; Second secretary - Candy; NBC people - Moranis, Candy

9b Russian Wrap Part 3: Control Center 116

Red examines the satellite blueprints and finds Guy cut corners by not putting a scrambler on the satellite. Guy reveals a little project that Tongue and Bruno have been working on.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Red Rooster - Thomas

9c Russian Wrap Part 4: Launch Pad 116

Woody and Tongue are talking to Caballero and reveal a little technicality to do with the fuel for the trip. Red Rooster joins Woody and Tongue, and the three make their way into the rocket.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Red Rooster - Thomas; Dr Tongue - Candy; Woody Tobias Jr - Levy

9e Russian Wrap Part 6: Oval Office 116

Caballero tells everything to the President, who calls the Soviet Premier. The Premier is irritated that Red Rooster is headed his way, and orders a strike.

Freeze frames of SCTV characters, and a mushroom cloud ('We'll Meet Again'). Prickley wraps up.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; President (Henry Fonda) - Flaherty; Soviet Premier - Thomas; Edith Prickley - Martin

3 Zontar Wrap Part 1: Caballero's Office 150

Caballero welcomes Hank Bain on board. Hank goes out to his van, and contacts Zontar. Zontar sends a spaceship.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Hank Bain - Bonar Bain; Zontar - Candy

3c Zontar Wraparound Part 4: Caballero's Office 151

Caballero, watching the Maudlin Show, is concerned about the low key performances.

DeForest Kelly - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

3d Zontar Wraparound Part 5: Caballero's Office 151

Bones convinces Caballero that aliens are taking over the station. Outside, Caballero's staff have turned into zombies. Caballero and Bones discover Hank Bain's radio receiver. They grab Hank when he returns.

DeForest Kelly - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Hank Bain - Bonar Bain; office staff - extras

3e Zontar Wraparound Part 6: Boardroom 151

Gerry Todd sets up the advent screen for Zontar's announcement. Zontar punishes Hank Bain for failing him (to Big Jim and Billy Sol's approval). Zontar needs television entertainment and makes his demands: one nine-show cycle and three best ofs. However, after consulting an interplanetary almanac, Bones and Guy discover that Zontar is doomed. When Zontar explodes, the others snap out of it. Guy finds a moral and gives a stirring speech, concluding by admonishing us to watch the skies...

DeForest Kelly - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Hank Bain - Bonar Bain; Gerry Todd - Moranis; Zontar - Candy; Astrologers - Paul Flaherty, Dick Blasucci; Edith Prickley - Martin; Earl Camembert - Levy; Big Jim McBob - Flaherty; Billy Sol Hurok - Candy; SCTV staff - extras

10 Message From Guy: Suggestions

Lacking a budget and ideas, Guy asks the crew for some suggestions on how to continue the show. The lighting director tells him to go to hell. So Guy goes to Tang and persuades him to extend Doorway to Hell. Tang, Wilcox and the dummy return through the door.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; crew - extras; Lin Ye Tang - Thomas; Mr Wilcox - Moranis; kids - extras; dummy - Moranis

8a Doorway to Hell Part 2

Tang, Wilcox and the dummy take an elevator with a habitual liar. They leave the elevator, but are running out of ideas. Guy comes out and asks them to keep going, then takes another suggestion from the crew, this time to do with Rome.

Lin Ye Tang - Thomas; Mr Wilcox - Moranis; Dummy - Moranis; Liar - Candy; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; crew - extras

8c Doorway to Hell Part 4

Tang, Wilcox and the dummy continue to wander. In his office, Guy takes another suggestion, this time from his new lighting director, to wrap up the show. Tang, Wilcox and the dummy walk through a door into Guy's office. Tang and Wilcox walk. Guy gives up and tells the viewers the show is over and to turn off their sets.

Lin Ye Tang - Thomas; Mr Wilcox - Moranis; Dummy - Moranis; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; lighting man - Paul Flaherty; crew - extras

3 The Godfather Part 1: The Wedding 83

Floyd the barber asks Guy to punish Opy and the thugs that broke his barber pole. Outside, Guy's daughter Connie's wedding is in progress. Sonny and Ricky come in to discuss Turk Ugazzo and his pay TV proposal. Johnny Pavarotti arrives and goes straight for the lasagna. He sings a song. Later, Pavarotti asks Guy to get him a part in Bernstein's latest opera.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Michael (Ricky) Caballero (Al Pacino) - Moranis; Sonny Caballero - Levy; Tom Hayden - Thomas; Floyd the Barber - Levy; Connie Caballero - Martin; Johnny Pavarotti - Candy; Husband - extra; Wedding guests - extras; Conductor - extra

3b The Godfather Part 3: Meeting of Network Heads 83

Turk Ugazzo proposes that the networks join together to crush HBO and replace it with Ugazzo Home Vision. Turk shows a promo of Ugazzo Home Vision. After seeing the video, Guy refuses to back the deal, resulting in bad blood.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Michael (Ricky) Caballero - Moranis; Sonny Caballero - Levy; Turk Ugazzo - Thomas; Don Bartelini (NBC), Philip Detalia (CBS), Raymond J Saluga (PBS) - extras; Victor Stracchi (ABC) - Dick Blasucci; thugs - extras; Ugazzo announcer - extra; AM Tripoli announcer - O'Hara

3c The Godfather Part 4: The Street 84

Caballero is cut down in the street buying magazines at the newsstand.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Achilles - extra; Hit men - extras; Turk Ugazzo - Thomas

3d The Godfather Part 5a: Network War 1 84

The network newscasts all lead with the news of network war.

SCTV News: Network War

The television news headlines: network war. Earl gives an editorial, but SCTV is hit before he can finish.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; gangsters, crew - extras

Prickley informs Sonny and Ricky that SCTV's license is up for renewal, and that Guy, who is in hospital, has to take the broadcasting oath or they will lose the station.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Morton Dean - Moranis; CBS announcer - extra; Jessica Savage - O'Hara; Edith Prickley - Martin; Sonny Caballero - Levy; Michael (Ricky) Caballero - Moranis; Tom Hayden - Thomas; gangsters - extras

3e The Godfather Part 5b: Network War 2 / The Broadcasting Oath 84

Guy takes the oath. While he takes the oath, all the networks are hit.

NBC: Today

Gene Shalit - Levy; Jane Pauley - O'Hara

ABC: Three's Company

Joyce Dewitt - Martin; John Ritter - Thomas; Suzanne Somers - extra

CBS: The NFL Today

Brent Musburger - Moranis; Jimmy the Greek - Candy

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Michael (Ricky) Caballero - Moranis; Tom Hayden - Thomas; Connie Caballero - Martin; FCC Commissioners, hitmen - Juul Haalmeyer, extras

3f The Godfather Part 6: The Truce 84

Guy meets with the other network heads and they make peace. After they leave, Turk emerges from the back room, and Guy proposes they split this pay TV thing 50-50 and squeeze the network jerks right out of the picture.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Michael (Ricky) Caballero - Moranis; Sonny Caballero - Levy; Turk Ugazzo - Thomas; Don Bartelini (NBC), Philip Detalia (CBS), Raymond J Saluga (PBS) - extras; Victor Stracchi (ABC) - Dick Blasucci; thugs - extras

2c SCTV Staff Party Part 4 132

Caballero and Needle discuss syndication, and are filmed by Gerry Todd, who's also intrigued by the concept... They laugh maniacally for a bit. Guy gets a Christmas bomb from Big Jim and Billy Sol. Lola does a song ("White Christmas") and they all join in for a final crane shot, courtesy of LaRue.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Bill Needle - Thomas; Gerry Todd - Moranis; Bobby Bittman - Levy; Lola Heatherton - O'Hara; Edith Prickley - Martin; Dr Tongue - Candy; Earl Camembert - Levy; Johnny LaRue - Candy

13 SCTV Classics Intro

From Guy Caballero's vault.

announcer - staff announcer

1 Message from Guy: Reruns

Guy introduces the new 'cycle', and responds to those who are wondering when they'll do some new shows. And now, the new season: 52 shows, including 4 new shows, 13 composites, 8 best ofs, and 27 reruns.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

1a Message from Guy: Reruns Part 2

Guy is surprised to learn that Indira is a rerun.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

4 Bob and Doug Wrap Part 1: Guy's Office 125

Carl and Fred make a proposal to Guy to exploit Bob and Doug, including a hoser weekend and merchandizing. Guy gives them a speech about the SCTV family, throws out the Scutz brothers, and decides to go it alone. (Note: Indira is still playing on his monitor.) He then mulls over the program schedule.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Carl Scutz - Moranis; Fred Scutz - Thomas

4a Bob and Doug Wrap Part 2: Linen Closet 125

Johnny LaRue gets the boys to wash his car. Guy arrives and tells Johnny he's replaced his show with a Great White North special. He also takes away Johnny's limo, per diems and dressing room, and, along with his own wheelchair, give them to the boys. They run into Bittman, and Guy cancels his special. They arrive at their new dressing room. Guy runs into Prickley and explains his plan. Note: The girl calendar on the wall of the dressing room is courtesy Al Peck's Cars.

Bob McKenzie - Moranis; Doug McKenzie - Thomas; Johnny LaRue - Candy; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Bobby Bittman - Levy; Edith Prickley - Martin

4b Bob and Doug Wrap Part 3: Guy's Office 125

Guy is talking to Tony Bennett (while Way to Go Woman continues on the monitor). Lola comes in to chew Guy out for ruining her show. Guy says it was a rerun anyway, and he's been taking a lot of heat for reruns lately.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Lola Heatherton - O'Hara; Tony Bennett - himself

11 The Great White North Palace Part 1 126

Bob and Doug's fabulous variety special, but they have trouble with the cue cards and generally screw it up. Guy, watching on his monitor, tries to salvage the show by getting Tony Bennett to do a number ('I Wish I Were In Love Again').

Bob McKenzie - Moranis; Doug McKenzie - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Tony Bennett - himself; Don Costa (orchestra leader) - Levy; Tony Bennett's band - themselves; Great White (union) Dancers - extras; crew - extras; announcer - staff announcer

11a The Great White North Palace Part 2 126

Bob and Doug do a blind date sketch with Joyce and Morgan, but screw up reading the cue cards again. Morgan and then Joyce walk. Guy pulls the plug.

Bob McKenzie - Moranis; Doug McKenzie - Thomas; Morgan Fairchild - O'Hara; Joyce Dewitt - Martin; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

3d Pre-Teen World Telethon Part 5

Stephan is the only one awake so he's answering the phones. He gets a call from his mother and has to go. Darren shows up as he leaves. Guy rolls in to check on how much they've made. He gives a stirring speech.

Stephan Seely - Candy; Darren Wade - Thomas; Alexis Shannon - O'Hara; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

1a People's Global Golden Choice Awards Part 2 155

Guy makes an opening statement and introduces Rawl Withers, of the National Midnight Star (which published the ballots), who explains the balloting procedures in song with the Juul Haalmeyer Dancers. Backstage, Guy turns down Bob Hope's offer to appear in the show.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Rawl Withers - Levy; stage hands - extras; Bob Hope - Thomas; Juul Haalmeyer Dancers - Juul Haalmeyer, Dick Blasucci, Doug Steckler, Bob Dolman, extras; crowd - extras; Announcer - staff announcer

1b People's Global Golden Choice Awards Part 3 155

Anson Williams and Maureen Wallace present the first award, for best TV Talk Show, despite some carpentry work going on in the background. Nominees - The Tonight Show, The Phil Donahue Show and, the winner, The Sammy Maudlin Show. In the crowd, Bill's wife Honey is tipsy and heads to the washroom. Backstage, LaRue humiliates Liz Taylor.

Elizabeth Taylor and Johnny LaRue present the award for best special effects. Nominees: Dragonslayer, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and, the winner, Zontar (the Glowing Cabbage Effect). Bob Hope calls the FBI (collect) to tell them the award show is a bit fishy...

Anson Williams - Moranis; Maureen Wallace - O'Hara; Sammy Maudlin - Flaherty; William B Williams - Candy; Bill Needle - Thomas; Honey Pie Traynor - extra; Elizabeth Taylor - O'Hara; Johnny LaRue - Candy; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Rawl Withers - Levy; Dave Prock - Dave Prock; stage hands - extras; Bob Hope - Thomas; crowd - extras; Announcer - staff announcer

1c People's Global Golden Choice Awards Part 4 156

The 5 Neat Guys salute the best music from the best films (On Golden Pond, Reds, Raiders of the Lost Ark; Absence of Malice; Chariots of Fire, Arthur). Guy comes out to tell everyone to take a break while they read out the technical awards.

5 - Candy; N - Flaherty; E - Levy; A - Thomas; T - Moranis; Bill Needle - Thomas; Honey Pie Traynor - extra; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; crowd - extras; Announcer - staff announcer

1d People's Global Golden Choice Awards Part 5 156

We rejoin the awards as Gerry Todd walks off with a clean sweep of technical awards. Backstage, Bill's looking for his wife. He finds her in the men's washroom with Trudeau.

On stage, the Fonz and Lola Heatherton present the award for best foreign personality to Perini Scleroso. Backstage, the FBI arrives to talk to Caballero.

On stage, Jack Klugman and Herve Villechaize present the award for best performance in a dramatic series. Rawl makes a quick change to throw the FBI off the scent. The winner is Hill Street Blues (instead of Vikings and Beekeepers). The Hill Street Blues cast tramples Herve.

Gerry Todd - Moranis; Bill Needle - Thomas; Honey Pie Traynor - extra; Pierre Trudeau - extra; Lola Heatherton - O'Hara; The Fonz - extra; Perini Scleroso - Martin; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Rawl Withers - Levy; outraged man - Moranis; Inspector McDonald - Moranis; Inspector Cashen - Thomas; Herve Villechaize - Candy; Jack Klugman as Quincy - Flaherty; crowd, Hill Street Blues cast - extras; Announcer - staff announcer

1e People's Global Golden Choice Awards Part 6 156

Richard Harris gives a monologue on awards.

Bobby Bittman and Edith Prickley present the award for newcomer of the year. The nominees: Sheena Easton, Timothy Hutton, and, the unpopular winner, Skip Bittman. Bill Needle urges the crowd to throw objects at the stage. A fight breaks out. Ed Asner tries to organize the people. Rawl attempts to calm things down.

The FBI thanks Bob Hope, who snags an award out of mid-air. The show degenerates into a riot.

Richard Harris - Thomas; hecklers - Candy, Moranis; Bobby Bittman - Levy; Edith Prickley - Martin; Skip Bittman - Moranis; Bill Needle - Thomas; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Rawl Withers - Levy; Inspector McDonald - Moranis; Inspector Cashen - Thomas; Ed Asner - Candy; Bob Hope - Thomas; Elizabeth Taylor - O'Hara; crowd - extras; Announcer - staff announcer

1f People's Global Golden Choice Awards: Penitentiary 156

Guy visits Rawl in prison, who is taking the fall. Their attempt to bribe the Governor has failed, because the Governor was impeached, and the new one is Ed Asner. Guy finds a lesson in the whole sordid mess, and gives a stirring speech. They lower their ugly heads and raise their voices in song ("Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child").

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Rawl Withers - Levy; guard - extra; prisoners - extras

1 Message from Guy: The Days of the Week 82

Guy's excited about SCTV's new soap opera, The Days of the Week, which has made the cover of the National Midnight Star.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

16 Stand Up and Be Counted with Bill Needle

Bill's new late night phone-in show, and carps about how he dislikes phone in shows. He gets calls from Carl Sagan and Tip O'Neill, but refuses to talk to them. Guy Caballero calls and cancels the show.

Bill Needle - Thomas; Phone operator - extra

13 Message from Guy: SCTV's Political Stance 122

Guy's had some letters from viewers saying SCTV's programming isn't challenging and doesn't take a political stance. Guy stands by SCTV's non-challenging programming, and vows (to stirring music), when the time comes, to take a strong political stand behind whatever issue represents the majority of their viewing audience.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

2 Street Beef Wrap 1: Caballero's Office

It's sweeps week, and they've got no programming. Johnny barges in with an expensive idea for a show. They instead opt to send LaRue out for another Street Beef. Prickley comes up with the topic: male go go dancers.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Johnny LaRue - Candy; Margo - extra

2a Street Beef Wrap 2: Caballero's Office

Guy brings LaRue into his office to chew him out. Donny comes in and frisks Guy. Larue uses Donny as a bargaining tool. LaRue takes off and leaves Donny to make sure Guy behaves.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy; Donny - Bill Murray

2b Street Beef Wrap 3: Caballero's Office

Donny tells Guy about some of his recent conquests and helps Guy with the programming schedule.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Donny - Bill Murray

6 Strike Wrap Part 1: Caballero's Office 142

Guy, watching Sid's announcement, takes inspiration from the football strike and comes up with a plan to weather out the strike.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Sid Dithers - Levy; Shirley (voice only) - extra

7 Message from Guy: CBC 142

Guy announces that SCTV will pick up the CBC feed from Canada.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Lola Heatherton (off-camera) - O'Hara; announcer - staff announcer

21 Press Conference 143

Guy announces the end of the strike. Prickley and Dithers field questions.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Sid Dithers - Levy; Bob Randall - Ron James; other press - extras

2 Indecent Exposure Part 1: Caballero's Office (Sep 3 10:30am) 98

Guy needs some cash to finance some additions to his mansion, so he decides to write a cheque to Fred Willard, and endorse it himself.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Shirley (voice only) - extra

2d Indecent Exposure Part 5: Guy's Estate (Feb 16 2:05pm) 98

Guy's watching a film in his new East Wing when he gets a call from Crazy Legs. Allan notifies Guy of the meeting.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Allan 'Crazy Legs' Herschman - Ramis; Hobson the butler - extra

2e Indecent Exposure Part 6: Boardroom (Feb 19 8:20ish) 99

Guy arrives at the meeting with some gifts for everybody, including a watch with legs that move around for Crazy Legs. And then confesses to writing the cheque and claims he's ashamed. And then a secretary comes in with bags of more bad cheques. Guy gets on his knees and blubbers. Crazy Legs lets him off.

Allan 'Crazy Legs' Herschman - Ramis; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Rawl Withers - Levy; Benny - Candy; Abe - Short; Sid - extra; Josh - extra; secretary - extra

8 SCTV News Update: Indecent Exposure 99

Earl has an update on the cheque forgery scandal, and has a live feed with Guy Caballero. Guy makes a statement. Earl weeps.

Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Allan 'Crazy Legs' Herschman (photo only) - Ramis

2f Indecent Exposure conclusion (Feb 20 Happy Hour) 99

Guy wants to make up to Fred Willard. Fred tells him to wise up and leaves. Guy really wants to do something for him, so he arranges an around the world trip, and writes another cheque...

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Fred Willard - Fred Willard; Chauffeur - extra

3 Towering Inferno Part 1 120

Guy arrives to meet the press and give them a tour of SCTV's new facilities. They visit Studio A, where the director is trying to shoot a western in cramped quarters. Guy runs for it.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Deiter (Director) - Candy; Assistant - Short; press, crew - extras

3a Towering Inferno Part 2 120

The opening night festivities at Johnny Nucleo's Top of the Reactor restaurant. Guy toasts Johnny Nucleo and the owner of the building, Ms Rayburn. Rayburn and Delray talk. Guy sneezes, and then takes in the view. Prickley and Tongue arrive and chat. Woody chats up a hooker without realizing it. Johnny adds fuel to the reactor. In the men's room, Tongue tries to fill Woody in about the girl he's trying to score. A small fire starts in the basement.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Gabriel Delray - Levy; Dr Tongue - Candy; Woody Tobias Jr - Levy; Hooker - Mary Charlotte Wilcox; Edith Prickley - Martin; Rayburn - Martin; Johnny Nucleo - Short; Vinnie the Nuclear worker - Hemphill; partygoers, Mr and Mrs Thatcher - extras

3b Towering Inferno Part 3 121

The party is really swingin' (to "Route 101" by Herb Alpert). Guy gets a phone call from security, and announces that a small fire has broken out in the basement. The architect jumps for it. Guy takes a look outside and declares "towering inferno!"

The fire chief (Charlton Heston) arrives, and declares the building too cheap to withstand the flames. Some more guests jump for it. Heston tries to conceive an alternate rescue plan, without much success.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Architect - Levy; Dr Tongue - Candy; Woody Tobias Jr - Levy; Hooker - Mary Charlotte Wilcox; Edith Prickley - Martin; Prickley's double - extra; Rayburn - Martin; Johnny Nucleo - Short; Charlton Heston - Flaherty; Trumpet Player - Dick Blasucci; singer, band, partygoers, firemen, cops, bystanders - extras

3c Towering Inferno Part 4 121

Johnny Nucleo suggests escaping through the reactor. Guy takes the stairs. Heston goes to Burger King, and comes up with the alternate plan. As they escape through the tunnel, Nucleo discovers heavy water leaking from the reactor.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Dr Tongue - Candy; Woody Tobias Jr - Levy; Hooker - Mary Charlotte Wilcox; Prickley's double - extra; Johnny Nucleo - Short; Charlton Heston - Flaherty; firemen, burger king workers - extras

3d Towering Inferno Part 5 121

They arrive at the reactor. Rayburn has a classic villain moment and plunges into the reactor pool. The rest escape down the fire pole, while Johnny stays to keep the reactor from melting down. Guy finally reaches ground floor via the stairs. Heston and the firemen execute the alternate plan, accidentally flinging Nucleo into space. He blows up near Japan. Heston gives a stirring speech. Woody still isn't convinced the hooker is a hooker. Prickley gets a crane shot. Nucleo meets Godzilla.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Dr Tongue - Candy; Woody Tobias Jr - Levy; Hooker - Mary Charlotte Wilcox; Prickley's double - extra; Edith Prickley - Martin; Johnny Nucleo - Short; Vinnie the Nuclear worker - Hemphill; Charlton Heston - Flaherty; King Biscuit - extra; firefighters, crowd - extras

1 Message From Guy: Annual Rendition of Noel

Guy sings The First Noel, but is interrupted when LaRue barges in complaining about his Christmas bonus. LaRue demands a cash bonus. They fight. Gus breaks it up.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; Guy's singing voice - Paul Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

2c LaRue Wrap Part 4: Caballero's Bedroom

Gus arrives to tell Caballero that LaRue has disappeared. Prickley and Grimley also show up, worried about LaRue. Then Lola and Juul show up, also worried about LaRue. The light passes through the room. Johnny runs in. A Christmas Carol ending.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; Edith Prickley - Martin; Ed Grimley - Short; Lola Heatherton - O'Hara; Juul Haalmeyer - Juul Haalmeyer; Johnny LaRue - Candy; butler - extra

1 Message from Guy: Sweeps Week 106

Guy prepares us for Sweeps Week.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

4a Poltergeist Wrap Part 2: Guy's Office 106

Gus reports Ed's disappearance to Guy - all he's found is some star dust. Ed then appears on one of Guy's monitors.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; Ed Grimley - Short

4c Poltergeist Wrap Part 4: Guy's Office 107

The cops aren't really concerned about Ed and Gus' disappearance. Prickley is too busy to help. They leave. Caballero then sees Gus on his monitor.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Cop - Short; Cop - extra; Edith Prickley - Martin; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; crew - Blasucci (voice only)

4d Poltergeist Wrap Part 5: Guy's Office / Video Arcade 107

The NBC guy appears on Guy's monitor. Guy calls for help. Pert takes the call in a video arcade.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; crew - Blasucci (voice only); Pert - Martin; Edith Prickley - Martin; Arcade patrons - extras; secretary - extra

4e Poltergeist Wrap Part 6: Computer Room 108

Pert arrives at the computer room and takes command. She looks at the dust analysis and profiles of the missing people.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Pert - Martin; Computer techs - Hemphill, Ron James

4f Poltergeist Wrap Part 7: Computer Room 108

Pert tracks the energy ball on the computer floor plan. Pert figures that the ball is the id of television. Jackie Gleason tries to get into the Computer Room.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Pert - Martin; Computer techs - Hemphill, Ron James; Jackie Gleason - Candy

4g Poltergeist Wrap Conclusion: Studio 108

Pert, Guy and Hemphill go to the studio to jam the energy ball. Pert makes the ultimate sacrifice and rams the ball. Guy finishes off with a stirring speech.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Pert - Martin; Computer tech - Hemphill; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; Ed Grimley - Short; NBC guy - extra; crew guy - extra; Babe - extra; Jackie Gleason - Candy (voice only)

1 Message from Guy: SCTV Channel

Guy introduces SCTV Channel, a new pay tv network.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

2 Spy Wrap Part 1: Guy's Office 172

The end of the day and Guy lies back to think of what to do. He considers going to a Wet T-Shirt contest, hanging out at the 7-Eleven.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; chicks, cop, punks - extras

2a Spy Wrap Part 2: Guy's Office 172

Guy finally decides to see Yentl but no one will go with him. Prickley goes to Guy's office to tell Guy they've been ripped off. Prickley figures there's a spy at the station. Guy conceives of a plan to turn the station into an armed camp.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; staff - extras; Bill Cullen - John McAndrew

2b Spy Wrap Part 3: SCTV Dormitory, Low Life Wing 172

Vic Hedges gets cabin fever. Fred Winston, a young bootlick from the copy room, agrees to go see Yentl with Guy.

Vic Hedges - Flaherty; Brock Linehan - Short; Yolanda Devillbis - Martin; Fred Winston - Fred Willard; Ed Grimley - Short; Earl Camembert - Levy; Perini Scleroso - Martin; Happy Marsden - John Hemphill; Gus Gustofferson - Levy; Guy Caballero - Flaherty

2d Spy Wrap Part 5: SCTV Cafeteria 172

It's been a week since Guy and Fred saw Yentl, an Guy and Fred are getting along real well; Fred takes advantage by conceiving a new variety show featuring himself.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Fred Winston - Fred Willard; Perini Scleroso - Martin; Earl Camembert - Levy; Ed Grimley - Short; Happy Marsden - Hemphill; guards, diners - extras

2f Spy Wrap Part 7: SCTV Cafeteria 173

Happy Marsden reveals the terrible secret that allowed him to be blackmailed. Guy finds a lesson in this experience, but interrupts his speech when Fred enters. Fred starts a speech of his own, but flubs his line and calls for his line. However, all the scripts are missing. Turns out this show has also been stolen by Showtime.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Fred Winston - Fred Willard; Ed Grimley - Short; Earl Camembert - Levy; Edith Prickley - Martin; Happy Marsden - John Hemphill; diners, crew - extras; alternate Guy Caballero - David Flaherty; alternate Fred Winston - John LeFebvre

1 Message from Guy: Commemorative Plates

Guy pleads for cash, showing footage of a recent trip to Cinemax.

Clip: Guy's visit to Time Life

Guy's trip to New York to unsuccessfully plead for money from Cinemax.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Receptionists, cameraman - extras; President of Cinemax - extra

As a result of the unsuccessful trip, Guy is offering commemorative plates.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

6 Promo: SCTV Channel - Daytime, News and Variety 167

"We've got it all." Clips from Half Wits, The Date Debate, Soren-Weiss Report, Nightline Melonville, One On the Town, People's Global Golden Choice Awards.

Guy Caballero 'Be there' - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

1 Message from Guy: 2009 179

Guy's real excited about the world premiere of 2009, the authorized version.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

1 Message from Guy: British Programming 166

Guy's been getting letters from viewers who want British programs. Guy's got a clip from a program that's left over after PBS grabs the good stuff.

Clip: You Be the Host

Jonathan discusses dreams with Betty, a waitress at a tea shop.

Host: Jonathan Davie - Flaherty; Betty - Martin; studio audience - extras; announcer - staff announcer

In short, Guy's not getting any British programs.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

5 Promo: SCTV Channel - Music 177,185

"We've got it all." Clips of Slim Whitman and Barbara Streisand, Perry Como, Jerry Lewis from previous shows. Guy Caballero 'Be there' - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

2 Pledge Week Part 1

Guy and Edith introduce Pledge Week, and the film they'll be showing. SCTV is flat broke.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin

3 Movie: The Steve Bashekis Story Part 1

Steve tells his friend he wants to run for Senator. They take a cab.

Les Lonigan as Steve Bashekis - Flaherty; Friend - Martin; Cab driver - Short

2d Pledge Week Part 5

Pledge Week has been a bust. 111 bucks. Guy gives a stirring speech about the lesson he's learned from this. They get a call - but it's from his mistress. Guy takes off. Edith gives a final stirring speech.

And so SCTV ends, fittingly with Guy and Edith begging for cash. Guy and Edith would return in The Best of SCTV.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin

Dec 2003: Guy Caballero for Rogers Digital Cable

Guy demonstrates the benefits of Rogers digital cable.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Makeup woman - Jayne Eastwood; Assistant - Naomi Snieckus; Director - extra

1 ABC News: Misconduct Hearings Part 1

Cassie Mackerel is covering hearings into misconduct by the "SCTV Comedy Network". Guy enters, wheeled in by Edith. Guy dispenses with his opening statement and offers instead a sampling of SCTV programming as evidence.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Committee Members - John Hemphill, Don Lake, Bruce Pirrie; Cassie Mackerel - Linda Cash

1a ABC News: Misconduct Hearings Part 2

Guy stands up to some more grilling, defending his practice of advertising impersonations as the genuine article. He cites Lassie as a similar example. He is then accused of soliciting funds for a commercial network. The committee shows some clips.

Clips: Guy Begging for Cash

Some clips of Guy begging for money throughout the years.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty

Guy and Edith try to talk their way out of that one. They say the money went to movies, and they roll some clips.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Committee Members - John Hemphill, Don Lake, Bruce Pirrie

1b ABC News: Misconduct Hearings Part 3

Guy is asked about colorizing old movies, and accused of showing too many commercials. They show Ben Hur as an example.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Committee Members - John Hemphill, Don Lake, Bruce Pirrie

1c ABC News: Misconduct Hearings Part 4

Edith tries to convince the committee that people like commercials as much as the programs. They take a recess.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Committee Members - John Hemphill, Don Lake, Bruce Pirrie

1d ABC News: Misconduct Hearings Part 5

Guy defends SCTV's news and current affairs record. Guy then asks the committee members about their favorite shows. They reminisce.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Committee Members - John Hemphill, Don Lake, Bruce Pirrie

1e ABC News: Misconduct Hearings Part 6

Guy is asked about how SCTV reflects cultural diversity. Perini Scleroso shows up to discuss the matter. They show some clips.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Perini Scleroso - Martin; Committee Members - John Hemphill, Don Lake, Bruce Pirrie

30 Promo: Foreign Programming

Clips from Oliver Grimley, Jane Eyrehead, Rome, Italian Style, Whispers of the Wolf, Prickley Heat, Das Boobs.

announcer - staff announcer

1f ABC News: Misconduct Hearings Part 7

The next area of concern is children's programming.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Perini Scleroso - Martin; Committee Members - John Hemphill, Don Lake, Bruce Pirrie

1g ABC News: Misconduct Hearings Part 8

The committee recesses to make their decision.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Committee Members - John Hemphill, Don Lake, Bruce Pirrie

1h ABC News: Misconduct Hearings Part 9

The committee returns with its decision. Guy is wearing a military uniform (Salvation Army). Guy makes a stirring speech. The committee decides to renew the license. Cassie interviews Guy and Edith.

Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Edith Prickley - Martin; Committee Members - John Hemphill, Don Lake, Bruce Pirrie; Cassie Mackerel - extra