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SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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5 SCTV AM News Today: Big News/Little News
Floyd has some big news items. Earl has some little local news items. Frustrated, he makes up a big item of his own.
Floyd Robertson - Joe Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Eugene Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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10 SCTV PM News: Big News/Little News continued
Robertson interrupts Earl's item with news of Johnny LaRue's rampage, possibly the biggest disaster in entertainment history.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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5 SCTV AM News Today: Wire Services on Strike
They don't have much information.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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5a SCTV AM News Today Part 2: Gus Gustofferson
Floyd interviews Gus Gustofferson, security guard, about the shooting death of puppeteer Lampeer. Apparently, he wasn't killed by a Schnauzer, but shot in the back with a revolver.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Gus Gustofferson - Eugene Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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10 SCTV PM News - Paper Shuffling
Earl shows Floyd how to straighten his papers.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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5 SCTV AM News: Earl in San Francisco
Ragtime piano playing world record broken. Earl didn't quite make it to San Francisco to do a feature on an upcoming earthquake.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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2 SCTV AM News Today: Earl Asleep
Earl has trouble staying awake.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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6 SCTV News Today: Alternative Perspectives
Bob Park fills in for Larnell with the Black Perspective. Earl then fills in for Erica with the feminist perspective.
Bob Park - Thomas; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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12 SCTV PM News Today: Floyd Breaks Up
Floyd reads an amusing item, and then laughs through Earl's editorial.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3 SCTV AM News Today: Action Line (Rent Strike) / Viewer Letters
Consumer Action Line solves a rent strike; LaRue goes on an eating protest for peace in the Middle East; News Views Letters features letters complimentary of Floyd.
Bess Verness - Martin; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; Black Lung Pipers - male cast; Johnny LaRue - Candy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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10 Promo: 15 Minutes
A dynamic new newsmagazine. Floyd will have stories on millionaires in the Bahamas and a pleasure palace in New Orleans. Earl will have stories on prison and worms in dogs.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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4 SCTV AM News Today: Earl plays taped music
Floyd has a story on Beirut fighting. Earl plays taped music to add colour to his trivial items. Malta declares war on Corsica. Floyd destroys his tape recorder.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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1 SCTV News: New Deli
Another earthquake in Togoland. Earl files a report from New Delhi.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; deli customers - Thomas, Tony Rosato, Candy, extras
Additional Viewing: Therese et Joe, directed by "Jean-Luc Resnais," takes on the French New Wave, with nods to Jean-Luc Goddard, Alain Resnais and Francois Truffaut (thanks JR).
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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1a SCTV News Part 2: Action Line: Arms Race
Consumer Action Line solves the arms race; Nutrition report proves you are what you eat.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Francesca Reams - Martin; Doctor Jennifer Colby - O'Hara; Walter (cheesy) - Candy; Stu (steak) - Thomas; Sarah (vitamins) - Martin; Priest - Ramis; Stashiu (tea and crumpets) - Levy; Water - Flaherty
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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9 SCTV PM News: Commentary from Earl - Terrorism
Earl makes an appeal to all terrorists.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3 SCTV AM News Today: Earl's trip to Helsinki
Earl shows slides of his trip to Helsinki. He doesn't get past slides from the airport when Floyd chews him out. So Earl shows a slide of Floyd hammered at a party.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; cop - Thomas
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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8 SCTV News: Earl's coughing fit
Fierce fighting in Albania. Parks closed for Physical Fitness week - but Earl has trouble delivering his item. More quakes in Togo. Earl is unable to give his last item. New ice age.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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4 Promo: SCTV News: Earl pitches sex items
Earl promotes some lewd news items.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; staff - O'Hara
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3 SCTV AM News Today: Earl Jr. Visits
Earl's son helps co-anchor the News, but isn't so good at reading big words. In other news, another earthquake in Togo. (Note: New news set, same opening credits)
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Jr - Donald Cowper
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3 SCTV AM News Today: Earl's attire/Roda Barret's Hollywood
Earl's attire causes technical problems so Floyd sends him off to change (twice) and takes his items; Johnny LaRue reports on the seal hunt in Labrador and saves a seal; Air Togo piggy back air service. Earl introduces Roda.
4 Roda Barret's Hollywood: Roy Rogers, Spiro Agnew
Roda has the news from Hollywood, mecca of Gods with feet of clay.
Roda Barret (Rona Barrett) - O'Hara
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy; activists, hunter - extras
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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5 SCTV AM News Today: Earl Editorial on Women Newscasters
South Moluccans demand independence. Johnny LaRue opens health club for rabbits. Earl has an outrageous commentary on women newscasters.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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7 Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Madame Blitzman
'With Floyd Robertson as Count Floyd.' Tonight's thriller is Madame Blitzman.
8 Movie: Madame Blitzman
As Madame Blitzman receives an award from the academy, she looks back on her career.
She met her husband at one of his lectures, where his theories weren't received very well. They married and worked as a team.
Madame Blitzman - Martin; Venerable Electric man - Thomas; Milos Hatrick - Ramis; Other Members of the Academy - Thomas, Ramis, Flaherty, extras; Louis Blitzman - Levy
Floyd goes to a commercial.
Count Floyd - Flaherty
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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4 SCTV AM News Today: Earl's Item doesn't come up
Earl's filmed item on Commissioner Shaeffer's resignation doesn't come up. Female Lutonian athletes on a goodwill tour go shopping and sightseeing (hardware store, lingerie store, shoe store). Earl's film still doesn't come up. US loan to Togoland. Earl's film finally comes up (Police Commissioner Shaeffer has a coronary).
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; Russian Gymnast - Martin; Russian Weight lifter - Candy; Shoe Salesman - Ramis; Commissioner Shaeffer - Thomas; Cop - Tony Rosato; Bodyguard - Candy; Cop - extra
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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4 SCTV AM News Today: Dogs
Floyd's items are Saudi Arabia declares war on Yemen; new 'almost equal rights' amendment; Togo withdraws from earthquake insurance program; Earl has a series of stories with a dog tie-in. He then proceeds to give an editorial on dogs. Floyd introduces Roda.
5 Rhoda Barret's Hollywood: Indira Gandhi
Roda has some clips from Indira Gandhi's new club show. Indira deals with a heckler.
Roda Barret - O'Hara; Indira Gandhi - Martin; Swami Banananda - Ramis; crowd - Thomas, Candy, Levy
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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4 SCTV AM News Today: Terrorist Picnic
Floyd has footage of host Bob Baker going mad on the set of Truth or Consequences. Earl has footage of the International Association of Terrorists picnic.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Bob Baker - Thomas; Contestant - Martin; crew - extras; Terrorists - Martin, Ramis, O'Hara, Thomas, extras; Tool and Dye workers - Candy, extras
SERIES 1 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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4 SCTV AM News Today: Mafia Interview
Earl interviews a top figure in organized crime in Melonville.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Mafia Hit man - Candy
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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6 SCTV News: Informal chit-chat
Earl tries to lighten the newscast with chit-chat. Floyd has an item on mudslides in Togo and Tarzan accepting the help of mercenaries, and gets Earl to cut back the chit chat.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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4 SCTV News: Moe Green Kidnapped
An outbreak of legionnaire's disease breaks out in Hawaii; Plattsburg cleanup; and Earl keeps forgetting the Moe Green kidnapping item - he's been kidnapped by Leftists for Lutonia. To finish, Earl gives an editorial about the kidnapping.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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10 SCTV News Bulletin: Message from Moe Green
A tape from Moe Green has arrived after SCTV refused to pay the excessive $2000 ransom. Earl and Floyd discusses it.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy; Moe Green - Ramis
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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2 SCTV News Bulletin: Writer Strike
Floyd has a bulletin: writer Ernest Kirsch has gone on strike, but Guy Caballero insists programming will continue, though he can't guarantee its quality.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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5 SCTV News: Thesaurus
Floyd and Earl have to write their own items because of the strike; Earl uses a thesaurus while Floyd tries to be hard-hitting.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3 SCTV Election Central Part 1: Highlights from The Great Debate
SCTV News coverage of the election begins with some highlights of the debate between candidates.
Clip: The Great Debate
Earl, Johnny's campaign manager, is the moderator. Jack wants to face the ultimate political confrontation; Shirley wants a political theater; and Johnny proposes a bird sanctuary/casino.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Johnny LaRue - Candy; Jack Brown - Thomas, Shirley McLennan-Black - O'Hara
Early returns come in with LaRue far behind.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Election Central staff - Peter Wildman, extras
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3a SCTV Election Central Part 2: Statistics
Earl has some election statistics.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Election Central staff - Peter Wildman, extras
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3b SCTV Election Central Part 3: LaRue's Speech
Earl is at Johnny's campaign headquarters to get Johnny's reaction to his defeat (he's bitter). Note: Johnny's slogan is Legalize LaRue.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy; campaigners, Election Central staff - Peter Wildman, extras
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3 SCTV News: Happy Endings
Earl finds a happy ending to all his items. Mayor Tommy Shanks is referred to in one item.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; crew - extras
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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2 SCTV News: Earl's Editorial about his neighbors
Bad News Bears suspended; marijuana and liquor cause disorientation; Edith Prickley's appointment as Station Manager is announced; Earl gives an editorial carping about his neighbors.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Edith Prickley (photo only) - Martin
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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1 SCTV 30th Anniversary Show Part 1
The evening's hosts are introduced, and Earl and Floyd start things off by introducing an excerpt from a 1952 hearing featuring Earl's dad.
1952 Hearing on Un-American Activities
Earl's dad rats on his grandmother.
Merle Camembert - Levy; Congressmen - Thomas, Candy; Merle's Lawyer - extra; Audience - extras
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Announcer - staff announcer
Johnny LaRue - Candy; Lola Heatherton - O'Hara; Lin Ye Tang - Thomas; Cheryl Kinsey - Martin;
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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1b SCTV 30th Anniversary Show Part 3
Cheryl Kinsey and Lola Heatherton introduce the classic panel show "What's My Shoesize?".
What's My Shoesize?
Panelists fail to guess the shoesize of contestant Barry Stubing (size 16)
Dorothy Kilgallen ('Kilpatrick') - O'Hara; Bennett Cerf ('Cerb') - Thomas; Arlene Francis ('Franklin') - Martin; Kirk Douglas ('Dugglis') - Flaherty; Host: John Charles Daly ('Bailey') - Levy; Contestant: Barry Stubing - Candy; Announcer - staff announcer
Conclusion.
Lola Heatherton - O'Hara; Dr Kinsey - Martin
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy; Lin Ye Tang - Thomas; Announcer ("John Speakers") - staff announcer
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3 SCTV News: SCTV is Haunted
Floyd has a story about the station being haunted. Earl laughs it off, but starts hearing voices. Floyd has a final scary news item.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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2 SCTV News: Marijuana
Earl's a bit high and has the munchies.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3 SCTV News: Cash Prison Concert
Earl interviews some inmates about Johnny Cash playing at the Melonville state pen.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Prisoners - Candy, Thomas, extras
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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5 SCTV News: Earl's Wisdom Tooth
Melonville Savings and Trust heist. Earl has an impacted wisdom tooth and can't be understood, so Floyd takes his items. Floyd makes him laugh with the next item.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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7 SCTV News: Earl has problems with the crew
Earl doesn't like his chair, doesn't get a picture with his item, his marking pencil is missing, and takes it out on the crew; the crew strikes back.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; crew - extras
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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3 SCTV News Bulletin: Mayor Shanks' Speech
Pre-empting regular programming, the press have not been briefed on the Mayor's remarks...
Fireside Chat: The Weather
Mayor Shanks remarks on the weather and feeds a Hershey bar to a stuffed giraffe.
Mayor Tommy Shanks - Candy; Announcer - staff announcer
Earl tries to read between the lines. Floyd is disgusted.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Announcer - staff announcer
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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7 SCTV News: Consumer Action Line
Earl has an item on a doctor who has discovered mental illness is a virus. Floyd counters with an item where the good doctor is arrested with fraud. Perini Scleroso interviews an Irish mother of triplets. In a new segment, Consumer Action Line, Earl is put on hold.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Perini Scleroso - Martin; Mother of triplets - O'Hara
SERIES 2 - SECOND CITY TELEVISION
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5 SCTV News: Earl's dinner
Earl eats dinner during the newscast.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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4 Teaser: SCTV News
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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6 SCTV News: Earl's fumblemouth
Togo blames quake on CIA. Earl has trouble delivering his items.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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2 Teaser: SCTV News
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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6 SCTV News: Earl's film doesn't come up
Togo applies to come to Nebraska; Earl takes up the rest of the newscast smiling at the camera, waiting for the film of his bus race item.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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3 Teaser: SCTV News
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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6 SCTV News: Travel Tips with Earl
Earl has clips from his vacation in St Lucia, where he was pestered by the locals.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Amanda - extra; Beach bums, waiters, nightclub act - extras
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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3 Teaser: SCTV News
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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7 SCTV News: Earl Plugs Products
Fire at ice pick factory. Soviets deny invading Yemen. Earl's items are blatant plugs for products (Tootsie Roll, Hertz). Floyd ends up doing him one better.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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2 Teaser: SCTV News
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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5 SCTV News: Earl on roller skates
Earl tries to make the newscast more hip. Lead item: Togo taunts Soviet Union. Earl accuses Floyd of not being young and hip.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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3 Teaser: SCTV News
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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5 SCTV News: 4th Anniversary
Togo enters Guinness Book of Records for most quakes in a year. Earl's going to give an editorial on friendship, but first a message from their new sponsor.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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6 Commercial: Mr Earl Doll
Floyd shows just how much fun you can have with Mr Earl Doll. From Robertson toys.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Soccer player - Wally; Announcer - staff announcer
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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5a SCTV News: 4th Anniversary Part 2
Earl decides not to give his editorial.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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4 SCTV News: Pit Bulls
Orson Welles trapped in a restaurant booth; Earl has a special report on Pit Bull fighting.
Special Report: Pit Bull Fighting
Earl, disguised, covers a pit bull fight. The hicks discover he is a reporter. They lose the signal and cut to Comment.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Hicks - Moranis, Thomas, Rosato, extras
Comment with David Brinkley: Bad Haircut
Brinkley wonders what the hell is wrong with his barber.
David Brinkley - Moranis; announcer - staff announcer
Floyd still can't get through to Earl.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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4 Teaser: SCTV News
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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7 SCTV News: Walter Cronkite
Floyd has some really big items (new age-reversing drug, new planet), Earl some tiny ones (parking violation). Cronkite drops by the newsroom; Earl fawns while Walter congratulates Floyd. Walter sits in to do Earl's items, but is distressed to find none of them are any good. So he makes up one of his own.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Walter Cronkite - Thomas
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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4 Teaser: SCTV News
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 3 - SCTV
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6 SCTV News: W.A.S.A.S.L.
Floyd has a story on Bill Needle being assaulted, while Earl has an interview with Spike, a tough representative of a women's group called WASASL.
Interview: Spike of W.A.S.A.S.L.
Spike challenges Earl to an arm wrestle.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Deborah 'Spike' Milligan - Duke; Jack the waiter - Rosato; bar patrons - extras
Back at the studio, Earl gets beaten by Floyd and a little kid.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Bill Needle (photo of him roughed up) - Thomas; Kid - extra
SERIES 4 CYCLE 1 - SCTV NETWORK/90
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17 Commercial: Floyd Robertson for Rolling Hills 112
Floyd's been at Rolling Hills Rehabilitation Center for the past year. And they don't beat you or anything.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; announcer - Network 90 announcer
SERIES 4 CYCLE 1 - SCTV NETWORK/90
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18 SCTV News: Floyd's rehab 112
Sponsored by Rolling Hills. Earl welcomes Floyd back. Items: Commies come out to Melonville May Day parade. Con man bilks Daughters of American Revolution. Johnny LaRue's car was blown up by protesters against his series "Johnnie's Angels." Earl gives an editorial about Guts, the kind of guts it took for Floyd ('known to millions of kids as Count Floyd') to beat his drinking problem. Floyd takes off.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Johnny LaRue - Candy; announcer - staff announcer
SERIES 4 CYCLE 1 - SCTV NETWORK/90
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8 SCTV News: Lola obituary 91
Earl interrupts Floyd with a bulletin: Lola Heatherton is dead, by her own hand, because she was distraught at the cancellation of her special. He gives a stirring career retrospective. Floyd interrupts him to announce that Lola is in fact still alive.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer
SERIES 4 CYCLE 2 - SCTV NETWORK
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9 SCTV Evening News: Zontar 150
Floyd has an item about Zontar that catches Earl off guard. Earl has an item about a cabbage truck that's overturned. In the control booth, the director is welcomed to Zontar...
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; John Blanchard - Barry Sand; Control room guy - extra; announcer - staff announcer
SERIES 4 CYCLE 2 - SCTV NETWORK
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3d The Godfather Part 5a: Network War 1 84
The network newscasts all lead with the news of network war.
SCTV News: Network War
The television news headlines: network war. Earl gives an editorial, but SCTV is hit before he can finish.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; gangsters, crew - extras
Prickley informs Sonny and Ricky that SCTV's license is up for renewal, and that Guy, who is in hospital, has to take the broadcasting oath or they will lose the station.
Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Morton Dean - Moranis; CBS announcer - extra; Jessica Savage - O'Hara; Edith Prickley - Martin; Sonny Caballero - Levy; Michael (Ricky) Caballero - Moranis; Tom Hayden - Thomas; gangsters - extras
SERIES 4 CYCLE 3 - SCTV NETWORK
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10 Nightline Melonville: Unemployment 94
A fancy new set and format, and satellite link. Tonight, an in-depth probing look at the unemployment problem. Floyd interviews congressman Schaffer, while Earl interviews union representative Mach. Earl's satellite feed acts up.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Union representative Wayne Mach - Candy; Representative Vernon Schaffer - Thomas; announcer - staff announcer
SERIES 4 CYCLE 3 - SCTV NETWORK
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8 Nightline Melonville: Kidnapping 103
Lead item: Mayor Shanks' grandson has been kidnapped. However, when they go to interview Shanks, Raymond is with him - the kid just went to have some sodas. When interviewed, the police chief expresses surprise that Nightline Melonville didn't lead with the story on the Salt II Nuclear Arms Treaty. Because "Knucklehead Camembert" thought he had a scoop, Floyd explains.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Tommy Shanks - Candy; Deward Weiss, Police Chief - Moranis; Raymond - extra; Shanks bag man - Levy; reporters - extras
SERIES 4 CYCLE 3 - SCTV NETWORK
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10 Nightline Melonville: Milk slush fund 96
Melonville Mayor Tommy Shanks has been accused of siphoning thousands of dollars out of the milk fund. Earl tries to interview the Mayor, but Floyd, who is "under the weather", butts in and asks Shanks if his mother knew he stole that money. Shanks gets upset. Earl tries to take control and tells Floyd to shut up, and then tells Shanks to shut up. Shanks, ticked, comes down to the station to kick both their heads in.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Tommy Shanks - Candy
SERIES 4 CYCLE 3 - SCTV NETWORK
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4 Nightline Melonville: Margaret Thatcher and Tip O'Neill 117
Exclusive interview with Tip and Margaret, but the fur doesn't fly as much as Earl and Floyd had hoped, despite their provocative questions.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Margaret Thatcher - O'Hara; Dennis Thatcher - extra; Tip O'Neill - Candy
SERIES 5 CYCLE 4 - SCTV NETWORK
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4 SCTV News: Indecent Exposure (Feb 15 6:00pm) 98
Earl breaks the story about Fred's cheque. Floyd has an item that Mayor Tommy Shanks has been institutionalized.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 5 CYCLE 4 - SCTV NETWORK
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8 SCTV News Update: Indecent Exposure 99
Earl has an update on the cheque forgery scandal, and has a live feed with Guy Caballero. Guy makes a statement. Earl weeps.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Guy Caballero - Flaherty; Allan 'Crazy Legs' Herschman (photo only) - Ramis
SERIES 5 CYCLE 4 - SCTV NETWORK
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1 Promo: SCTV News Election Central 100
Earl and Floyd promote their election coverage.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 5 CYCLE 4 - SCTV NETWORK
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6 Commercial: Vic Hedges for Mayor, The Alternative 100
Vic shows a clip of Mayor Shanks' rampage on Nightline Melonville.
Clip: Nightline Melonville
Tommy Shanks - Candy; Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
Vic shows a clip of Shanks running after Earl, and suggests Shanks is a few bricks short of a load.
Vic Hedges - Flaherty; ethnic announcer - extra
SERIES 5 CYCLE 4 - SCTV NETWORK
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20 SCTV News Election Central Part 1 101
SCTV has all the projections (using computers provided by Harry's Sex Shop and Computers), predicting losses for Shanks and Wellesly.
Polling Booth with Troy Soren
Tawny Beaver interviews Troy at the polling booth; he has a low opinion of SCTV News.
Tawny Beaver - Martin; Troy Soren - Short; Wife, voters - extras
Earl updates the results for various propositions - Melonville has voted in favor of another nuclear dump site. Earl taps Jimmy the Greek for the odds on the vote. And they have surprising news that Libby Wolfson has conceded.
Wellesly Campaign Headquarters
Robert arrives with Libby. Libby interrupts Robert's victory speech to share some thoughts.
Gump Smithers - Short; Robert Wellesly - David Rasche; Libby Wolfson - Martin; crowd - extras
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Jimmy the Greek - Candy; staff, crew - extras; Announcer - Levy
SERIES 5 CYCLE 4 - SCTV NETWORK
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20a SCTV News Election Central Part 2 101
SCTV's projections are all turning out wrong. Earl and Floyd debate on what the result in the proposition to outlaw (or not, depending on the wording) disposable bottles means.
Polling Booth with Vic Hedges
Tawny Beaver asks Vic who he voted for.
Tawny Beaver - Martin; Vic Hedges - Flaherty; Press - extras
Mayor Shanks has won, and they have a live hookup.
Fireside Chat: Victory Speech
Tommy thanks us for getting him out of there, and feeds his stuffed dog pills and cough syrup.
Tommy Shanks - Candy
Earl reflects on what a Russian would have made of the day's events.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty
SERIES 5 CYCLE 4 - SCTV NETWORK
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10 Promo: Pre-Teen World Christmas 129
Special get ready for Christmas special. Matthew and Kathy make Christmas cards; Paul shows how to budget your Christmas spending; they sing carols at the Floyd Robertson Correctional Institute for Boys.
Alexis Shannon - O'Hara; Stephan Seely - Candy; Matthew Wallace - Flaherty; Kathy Tudor - Martin; Paul Rey - Levy; pre-teen - Short; kids - St Michael's Boys Choir
SERIES 6 - SCTV CHANNEL
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7 Promo: SCTV News 181
A hard hitting fast paced promo for SCTV News, highlighting the differences between Earl and Floyd.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer
SERIES 6 - SCTV CHANNEL
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5 Soren-Weiss Report: Youth, Do They Give a Damn or What? 164
An SCTV News Special Report. Troy and Joel try to find out where kids are at today, compared to when they were teenagers. They rap with some of the students at Melonville Collegiate. They talk to the guidance counsellor, who is a self confessed song and dance man, the principal, and Floyd Robertson, who advises the youth of today to not get stuck in a rut like he did (marrying too young). On a scale of 1 to 10, Joel gives the youth of today a 7, while Troy gives them a 3.
Troy Soren - Short; Joel Weiss - Levy; Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Larry Preston the Guidance Counselor - extra; Luigi Dispilatro the Principal - extra; announcer - staff announcer; Kids - extras
SERIES 6 - SCTV CHANNEL
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6 SCTV News: Earl Retires 184
Floyd is late getting back from a taping of Monster Chiller Horror Theatre. Earl announces his retirement - he's going to lend his name to a line of clothing. Floyd arrives, causing a bit of a ruckus - he's loaded.
Floyd and Earl read the news. Floyd explains his tardiness - Jim the sound man is leaving MCHT. Floyd gives a stirring farewell speech - to Jim the sound man, and heads off to the party at the Driftwood.
Earl Camembert - Levy; Floyd Robertson / Count Floyd - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer
EPISODES - AFTER SCTV
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SCTV News: Big News, Little News
Floyd has some very important news items. Earl has some very trivial news items. A reprise of the original News sketch.
Floyd Robertson - Flaherty; Earl Camembert - Levy
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